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YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/a84abe50-f080-4f0e-8c58-6e844c81571a/ninety-daysRSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 12:27:35 GMTSat, 28 Mar 2026 21:20:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:21:36 GMT]]>@vox@mk.absturztau.be @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange @eri@mk.moth.zone that's a toxic endpoint

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woem.men/notes/akhz22x34r8d0005https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://woem.men/notes/akhz22x34r8d0005Tue, 31 Mar 2026 09:21:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 21:19:11 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I had Claude try to do the same for itself. Not quite as fair as Github as the Anthropic components are more Independent.

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mglenn/statuses/116320210232963286https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mglenn/statuses/116320210232963286Mon, 30 Mar 2026 21:19:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:23:50 GMT]]>@mglenn it's github-specific. https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116319284820418307https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116319284820418307Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:23:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:23:14 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea which site is it that combines the 10 uptime metrics? I'm curious what Claude's is for their four (now five) metrics.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mglenn/statuses/116319282440787202https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/mglenn/statuses/116319282440787202Mon, 30 Mar 2026 17:23:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 09:30:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
It's 5 nines!!!

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opencloud.lu/users/gunstick/statuses/116317421946305939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opencloud.lu/users/gunstick/statuses/116317421946305939Mon, 30 Mar 2026 09:30:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 06:26:24 GMT]]>@yon bit of column A, bit of column B, bit of column "global hardware crisis" due to column B

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116316699623409738https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116316699623409738Mon, 30 Mar 2026 06:26:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:11:31 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea GitHub used to be genuinely stable. Also I haven’t noticed a single useful new feature in years.

Question is, is it a general Microsoft/firing people problem. Or is it AI?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sakurajima.moe/users/yon/statuses/116314517796107284https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sakurajima.moe/users/yon/statuses/116314517796107284Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:11:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 18:45:54 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Do I just imagine hearing voices from the engine room – or do you hear them as well?

- Of course you're right, I should not have shut down that service…

Not that one either you dumb §#%!

- Oh my, of course not!

Hey, do not… AAAAAA!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/IzzyOnDroid/statuses/116313945150332041https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://floss.social/users/IzzyOnDroid/statuses/116313945150332041Sun, 29 Mar 2026 18:45:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:12:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @slembcke if each subsystem is crucial for github to work, you multiply those uptimes and get 90.
If the subsystems are independent then can't do that.
If the CI system is down, you can't say github is down.
I would then merge the timelines and get some metric "how long has there been no issue at all".
That can be very low and the website is still fine.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opencloud.lu/users/gunstick/statuses/116313340320248463https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opencloud.lu/users/gunstick/statuses/116313340320248463Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:12:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:01:43 GMT]]>@emily @0xabad1dea I don't know if I should make a Plan 9 or a Touhou reference, so https://analognowhere.com/_/lxhtmg/

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.jsteuernagel.de/users/dragonfi/statuses/116313299611216730https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.jsteuernagel.de/users/dragonfi/statuses/116313299611216730Sun, 29 Mar 2026 16:01:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 15:40:02 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Didn't know they meant .99999%.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/sblaydes/statuses/116313214318988122https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bsd.network/users/sblaydes/statuses/116313214318988122Sun, 29 Mar 2026 15:40:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 14:42:16 GMT]]>@erikarn @0xabad1dea synthetic text extrusion doesn't actually make great software.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/paulshryock/statuses/116312987185247729https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://phpc.social/users/paulshryock/statuses/116312987185247729Sun, 29 Mar 2026 14:42:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 14:04:44 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea It was a typo, they meant 5 8s and look, they exceeded their goal!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xn--8r9a.com/users/north/statuses/116312839597037508https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xn--8r9a.com/users/north/statuses/116312839597037508Sun, 29 Mar 2026 14:04:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:19:09 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Yeah so it's more like 10% degraded service rather than 10% downtime.

Still, what the actual fuck.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/Misofist/statuses/116312424435043574https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/Misofist/statuses/116312424435043574Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:19:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:16:00 GMT]]>@Misofist this graph (which is an independent third party tracker) is calculated by overlaying any detected issues from ten separate sub-systems of github on one timeline. Red bars are when any one of those ten subsystems has a critical failure, yellow is when any one of them has observable issues.

So it's not quite as extreme as 10% of the time just being completely, utterly dead. But still much worse, these last few months, than usual

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116312412050020746https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116312412050020746Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:16:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:15:46 GMT]]>@eri @0xabad1dea oh this includes that I thought my geckos got into it and I shut it down, maybe they also have geckos at the data center

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/boreq/statuses/116312411128999835https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/boreq/statuses/116312411128999835Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:15:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:12:41 GMT]]>@aeri @0xabad1dea Creative decimal placement can make a big difference too. Move it one place to the left and there’s no need to bring an “8” into play. Sure, we need to redefine the “high” in “high availability” but I’m up for it if everyone else is.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ghostinthenet/statuses/116312398980361129https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/ghostinthenet/statuses/116312398980361129Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:12:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:10:31 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea They're so close to achieving zero nines.

How do you even manage 90% uptime over 90 days?? 9 full days of downtime??

My homelab has been subjected to frequent power outages due to the house getting a bunch of electrical work & renovations done, and I've still managed at least 97%.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/Misofist/statuses/116312390464239530https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://girlcock.club/users/Misofist/statuses/116312390464239530Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:10:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:06:24 GMT]]>@eri @0xabad1dea I said this about the server under my desk on a residential connection on reddit and people got super mad that I'm comparing my shitty server serving 5 people to github serving 8437823748932789432 people except that I put zero effort into running my server and I don't earn money off of that lmao

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/boreq/statuses/116312374289101923https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/boreq/statuses/116312374289101923Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:06:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:40:59 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Why do people still put their code into that crap site?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/akf95myn4eo20008https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://transfem.social/notes/akf95myn4eo20008Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:40:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:37:46 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Micro$oft turned MicroSlop

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/iamada/statuses/116312261717451290https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/iamada/statuses/116312261717451290Sun, 29 Mar 2026 11:37:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 10:35:07 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange 9.9999% is also five nines

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://shonk.sam.ax/notes/akf6sx5e058703oehttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://shonk.sam.ax/notes/akf6sx5e058703oeSun, 29 Mar 2026 10:35:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 10:15:05 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea a incident a day keeps the customers away

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/commanderred/statuses/116311936541355459https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/commanderred/statuses/116311936541355459Sun, 29 Mar 2026 10:15:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to NINETY DAYS on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 09:48:16 GMT]]>@vampirdaddy @SecurityWriter @0xabad1dea Because, technically, they had a very large core network and they'd had a COMPLETE nationwide network outage.

Of course this bullshit did not fly anytime they had a LOCAL outage.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/kay/statuses/116311831113594080https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/kay/statuses/116311831113594080Sun, 29 Mar 2026 09:48:16 GMT