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@0xabad1dea now do Datadog
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@0xabad1dea that's impressively bad.
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@0xabad1dea THERE ARE FOUR NINES!!!
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@0xabad1dea Grok, is this true?
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@0xabad1dea insanity. when i worked for microsoft they would have fired me and then launched whatever was left into the sun if i let this go on for four hours much less ninety goddamn days
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@0xabad1dea I nearly choked on my cheese. Good job!
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@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
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@0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.
@dos @0xabad1dea might have been 6 if the waited two days!
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@0xabad1dea does 89% uptime count as one nine ?
@gkrnours @0xabad1dea Ooh ooh, I can answer this!
Given that 100% is hard to reach and 0% is not, we can use a simpler version of the logit function and take log₁₀(1÷(1−.89)) = ~0.96 which means it's still a tad below 1 "nine".
(The full logit function is log₁₀(x÷(1−x)) and is useful when both 0% and 100% are hard/impossible to reach.)
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@0xabad1dea Where did this come from? status.github.com paints a very different picture, though also not particularly great honestly…
@slembcke @0xabad1dea This is from the "missing GH status page": https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
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@0xabad1dea There's a 996 joke in here somewhere, I swear.
Edit: 996: one 9 of uptime, 9-0 incidents, and the third nine in "90 days" is upside down lol. We can workshop it.
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@0xabad1dea they're right there, idk what your problem is
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@0xabad1dea oh, no! Just a few more days, and it would also have been the 90th day of the year (the 31st, if I counted correctly)
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@0xabad1dea There are five nines on the screenshot, I don't see any problem.
@dos @0xabad1dea 9.9999 eh?
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Somebody just has to type "continue" into the right co-pilot chat at Github.
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@0xabad1dea is that a sequel to "Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors"?
@ratsnakegames @0xabad1dea nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred seconds. how do you measure... yearly uptime?
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@0xabad1dea We're just sloply moving to a new industry standard of nine fives.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I don't know, but hot take... 1 is not 5... Though what would I know... I'm not good at math. Apparently. In other news... 3 is not 4... These are interesting things that seem to be hard for others to know, or maybe I'm just the stupid person who doesn't understand math.
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@0xabad1dea That's worse uptime than most of the services I run for myself.
