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@Nickiquote well, i did stop buying coffee and avotoast a coupleyears back, so i must be able to buy a private jet by now. how much can it cost? $10?
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@Nickiquote
2. Wait for your Indiana Jones 4 moment?
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@Nickiquote practical advice for the average Joe. Thanks, Fortune!
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@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going.
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
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@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: “Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
"I wanted a Jetstream IV but, thanks to Mamdani's taxes, can only afford a Jetstream III. "
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf @Nickiquote oh, for a minute i thought it would be for the same reason Vance is banned from Sofa King.
"Oh baby, you're built for a king, but MADE for a VP...."
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
@disorderlyf It’s amazing that they can find places to park them, tbh.
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@Nickiquote @thomasfuchs ball peen hammer directly to the forehead.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.
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Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.
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I was so worried.
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Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.
@ShadesofRaye They think "Poverty" is a small town in Wisconsin. @Nickiquote
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@Nickiquote Lol. Btw, the tax does not affect small single engine planes just LUXURY jets and business aviation.
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@Nickiquote fly like the rest of us.
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@Nickiquote So, I can't read the article, but just how do they say Mamdani is going to tax private jets? The Port Authority is under control of the NY and NJ governors, not the NYC mayor. I'm really curious on the mechanics of this, because if he's found a way, good for him!
EDIT: Managed to read it. Any tax would need to go through the governors and the Port Authority. So, like, nothing to do with Mamdani.
What a shit article.
