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@wendinoakland @Nickiquote Exactly that.
You subscribe. But it's only $1.
And then you either forget to cancel in time, or get lost in the dark patterns they've put up around their cancellation process and give up.
Or, best of all for them, you just forget about it and don't check your bank statements regularly.
Then it automatically renews, and you pay the next month's subscription out of your account.
Ideally for them, it's many months before you notice. By then, you've been paying the automatically renewing subscription for months or years.
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@Nickiquote preferably in a nuclear test zone
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@wendinoakland @aj @Nickiquote
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@Nickiquote well, i did stop buying coffee and avotoast a coupleyears back, so i must be able to buy a private jet by now. how much can it cost? $10?
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@Nickiquote
2. Wait for your Indiana Jones 4 moment?
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@Nickiquote practical advice for the average Joe. Thanks, Fortune!
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@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going.
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
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@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: “Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
"I wanted a Jetstream IV but, thanks to Mamdani's taxes, can only afford a Jetstream III. "
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf @Nickiquote oh, for a minute i thought it would be for the same reason Vance is banned from Sofa King.
"Oh baby, you're built for a king, but MADE for a VP...."
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
@disorderlyf It’s amazing that they can find places to park them, tbh.
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@Nickiquote @thomasfuchs ball peen hammer directly to the forehead.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.
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Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.
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I was so worried.
Then I remembered I would need several lifetimes to afford a private jet.
