1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
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@terribletowelie @Nickiquote How Dare You? They are so very burdened!!! The rich are not like us (they’re coddled, entitled shits who won’t afford a penny to help, but expect the world to support their desires). 🤪
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@Nickiquote Oh, if only. A world without billionaires would be nice.
Agreed!
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They keep their jets out in Westchester County.@stevewfolds I believe that’s what Professor X did.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
2: Go to Mars
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@stevewfolds I believe that’s what Professor X did.
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@Nickiquote Their advertisers probably pay plenty and likely subscription renewal is much more.
@wendinoakland @Nickiquote Exactly that.
You subscribe. But it's only $1.
And then you either forget to cancel in time, or get lost in the dark patterns they've put up around their cancellation process and give up.
Or, best of all for them, you just forget about it and don't check your bank statements regularly.
Then it automatically renews, and you pay the next month's subscription out of your account.
Ideally for them, it's many months before you notice. By then, you've been paying the automatically renewing subscription for months or years.
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@wendinoakland @Nickiquote Exactly that.
You subscribe. But it's only $1.
And then you either forget to cancel in time, or get lost in the dark patterns they've put up around their cancellation process and give up.
Or, best of all for them, you just forget about it and don't check your bank statements regularly.
Then it automatically renews, and you pay the next month's subscription out of your account.
Ideally for them, it's many months before you notice. By then, you've been paying the automatically renewing subscription for months or years.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote preferably in a nuclear test zone
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@wendinoakland @aj @Nickiquote
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote well, i did stop buying coffee and avotoast a coupleyears back, so i must be able to buy a private jet by now. how much can it cost? $10?
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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2. Wait for your Indiana Jones 4 moment?
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote practical advice for the average Joe. Thanks, Fortune!
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: “Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.
