<![CDATA[1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.]]>1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/90cfa70a-fc95-4afa-ae7e-d9eac9aa8088/1.-lock-yourself-in-an-airtight-fridge.RSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 06:56:52 GMTMon, 18 May 2026 12:06:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Tue, 19 May 2026 06:34:33 GMT]]>@qurlyjoe @wendinoakland @aj @Nickiquote probably $1 is just for the first month or article.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/116599847251857156https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/f4grx/statuses/116599847251857156Tue, 19 May 2026 06:34:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Tue, 19 May 2026 05:09:53 GMT]]>@BustaMarx @Nickiquote

Then once inside, have a friend assist you by taping the door thoroughly shut.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116599514287835287https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/Mikal/statuses/116599514287835287Tue, 19 May 2026 05:09:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 21:26:25 GMT]]>@Nickiquote "Place a plastic bag over your head for extra protection whilst in the fridge."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/BustaMarx/statuses/116597691885786373https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/BustaMarx/statuses/116597691885786373Mon, 18 May 2026 21:26:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 21:09:55 GMT]]>@Nickiquote That is too fucking bad.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karamazov1879/statuses/116597626988946136https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/karamazov1879/statuses/116597626988946136Mon, 18 May 2026 21:09:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 21:07:06 GMT]]>@Nickiquote The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, print edition.

For those who want to live vicariously I guess. Hard to imagine Foie Gras when you're actually eating Microwave Pizza.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/Tock/statuses/116597615937637446https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://corteximplant.com/users/Tock/statuses/116597615937637446Mon, 18 May 2026 21:07:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 20:00:34 GMT]]>@Nickiquote So, I can't read the article, but just how do they say Mamdani is going to tax private jets? The Port Authority is under control of the NY and NJ governors, not the NYC mayor. I'm really curious on the mechanics of this, because if he's found a way, good for him!

EDIT: Managed to read it. Any tax would need to go through the governors and the Port Authority. So, like, nothing to do with Mamdani.

What a shit article.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116597354293151791https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116597354293151791Mon, 18 May 2026 20:00:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 19:20:08 GMT]]>@Nickiquote fly like the rest of us.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bolha.us/users/gblues/statuses/116597195326883079https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bolha.us/users/gblues/statuses/116597195326883079Mon, 18 May 2026 19:20:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 19:05:28 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Lol. Btw, the tax does not affect small single engine planes just LUXURY jets and business aviation.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/pattykimura/statuses/116597137650933957https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/pattykimura/statuses/116597137650933957Mon, 18 May 2026 19:05:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 18:50:42 GMT]]>@ShadesofRaye They think "Poverty" is a small town in Wisconsin. @Nickiquote

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/BackFromTheDud/statuses/116597079578322584https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/BackFromTheDud/statuses/116597079578322584Mon, 18 May 2026 18:50:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 18:23:59 GMT]]>@Nickiquote

I was so worried.😧
Then I remembered I would need several lifetimes to afford a private jet.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115974269545454791/statuses/116596974507416369https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115974269545454791/statuses/116596974507416369Mon, 18 May 2026 18:23:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 18:23:33 GMT]]>@Nickiquote

Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind. πŸ™„

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116418041188282571/statuses/116596972796266700https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116418041188282571/statuses/116596972796266700Mon, 18 May 2026 18:23:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 17:48:31 GMT]]>@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furs.social/users/Rycochet/statuses/116596835082612244https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://furs.social/users/Rycochet/statuses/116596835082612244Mon, 18 May 2026 17:48:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 17:31:47 GMT]]>@Nickiquote @thomasfuchs ball peen hammer directly to the forehead.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/116596769270602494https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/octothorpe/statuses/116596769270602494Mon, 18 May 2026 17:31:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 17:21:18 GMT]]>@disorderlyf It’s amazing that they can find places to park them, tbh.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116596728027669352https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116596728027669352Mon, 18 May 2026 17:21:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 17:20:12 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/116596723690973833https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/ap/users/115601049471092408/statuses/116596723690973833Mon, 18 May 2026 17:20:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 17:01:46 GMT]]>@somekindofgarf @Nickiquote oh, for a minute i thought it would be for the same reason Vance is banned from Sofa King.

"Oh baby, you're built for a king, but MADE for a VP...."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jhooper/statuses/116596651209296351https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/jhooper/statuses/116596651209296351Mon, 18 May 2026 17:01:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 16:27:05 GMT]]>@Nickiquote

"I wanted a Jetstream IV but, thanks to Mamdani's taxes, can only afford a Jetstream III. "

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/deedeeque/statuses/116596514829782215https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/deedeeque/statuses/116596514829782215Mon, 18 May 2026 16:27:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 16:16:16 GMT]]>@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: β€œGreg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116596472283720294https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/Nickiquote/statuses/116596472283720294Mon, 18 May 2026 16:16:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 16:15:39 GMT]]>@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.games/users/kinsale42/statuses/116596469913439134https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.games/users/kinsale42/statuses/116596469913439134Mon, 18 May 2026 16:15:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 16:05:18 GMT]]>@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/somekindofgarf/statuses/116596429186372743https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kind.social/users/somekindofgarf/statuses/116596429186372743Mon, 18 May 2026 16:05:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 15:58:20 GMT]]>@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going. 😁

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://writing.exchange/users/benjamincox/statuses/116596401812163578https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://writing.exchange/users/benjamincox/statuses/116596401812163578Mon, 18 May 2026 15:58:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 15:42:11 GMT]]>@Nickiquote practical advice for the average Joe. Thanks, Fortune!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/gizmonicus/statuses/116596338325065791https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/gizmonicus/statuses/116596338325065791Mon, 18 May 2026 15:42:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 15:36:29 GMT]]>@Nickiquote
2. Wait for your Indiana Jones 4 moment? πŸ€”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/duncan_blues/statuses/116596315856478321https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/duncan_blues/statuses/116596315856478321Mon, 18 May 2026 15:36:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge. on Mon, 18 May 2026 15:32:03 GMT]]>@Nickiquote well, i did stop buying coffee and avotoast a coupleyears back, so i must be able to buy a private jet by now. how much can it cost? $10?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ASprinkleofSage/statuses/116596298450813062https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/ASprinkleofSage/statuses/116596298450813062Mon, 18 May 2026 15:32:03 GMT