1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going.

[somekindofgarf@kind.social]

@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.

[kinsale42@mstdn.games]

@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: “Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.

[deedeeque@techhub.social]

@Nickiquote

"I wanted a Jetstream IV but, thanks to Mamdani's taxes, can only afford a Jetstream III. "

[jhooper@techhub.social]

@somekindofgarf @Nickiquote oh, for a minute i thought it would be for the same reason Vance is banned from Sofa King.

"Oh baby, you're built for a king, but MADE for a VP...."

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@disorderlyf It’s amazing that they can find places to park them, tbh.

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@Nickiquote @thomasfuchs ball peen hammer directly to the forehead.

[rycochet@furs.social]

@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.

[shadesofraye@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.

[jackmexa4@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote

I was so worried.
Then I remembered I would need several lifetimes to afford a private jet.

#taxtherich

[backfromthedud@mas.to]

@ShadesofRaye They think "Poverty" is a small town in Wisconsin. @Nickiquote

[pattykimura@beige.party]

@Nickiquote Lol. Btw, the tax does not affect small single engine planes just LUXURY jets and business aviation.

[gblues@bolha.us]

@Nickiquote fly like the rest of us.

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@Nickiquote So, I can't read the article, but just how do they say Mamdani is going to tax private jets? The Port Authority is under control of the NY and NJ governors, not the NYC mayor. I'm really curious on the mechanics of this, because if he's found a way, good for him!

EDIT: Managed to read it. Any tax would need to go through the governors and the Port Authority. So, like, nothing to do with Mamdani.

What a shit article.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@Nickiquote The Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, print edition.

For those who want to live vicariously I guess. Hard to imagine Foie Gras when you're actually eating Microwave Pizza.

[karamazov1879@mastodon.social]

@Nickiquote That is too fucking bad.

[bustamarx@corteximplant.com]

@Nickiquote "Place a plastic bag over your head for extra protection whilst in the fridge."

[mikal@sfba.social]

@BustaMarx @Nickiquote

Then once inside, have a friend assist you by taping the door thoroughly shut.