1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote preferably in a nuclear test zone
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@wendinoakland @aj @Nickiquote
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote well, i did stop buying coffee and avotoast a coupleyears back, so i must be able to buy a private jet by now. how much can it cost? $10?
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote
2. Wait for your Indiana Jones 4 moment?
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote practical advice for the average Joe. Thanks, Fortune!
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote 2. Fuck all the way off and keep going.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
@Nickiquote 2. Have your airtight fridge dropped in the ocean
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf It turns out that Greg Raiff is hardly a disinterested party: “Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group”.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
"I wanted a Jetstream IV but, thanks to Mamdani's taxes, can only afford a Jetstream III. "
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@Nickiquote Greg Raiff is banned from every cobbler's shop because he confuses them for ice lolly buffets.
@somekindofgarf @Nickiquote oh, for a minute i thought it would be for the same reason Vance is banned from Sofa King.
"Oh baby, you're built for a king, but MADE for a VP...."
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
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@Nickiquote Ah yes, the private jets that famously *every* New Yorker has!
@disorderlyf It’s amazing that they can find places to park them, tbh.
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@Nickiquote @thomasfuchs ball peen hammer directly to the forehead.
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Also wtf is Fortune doing offering a $1 subscription, unless it’s actually mainly read by people who are not that well-off but fantastise about being rich and therefore endlessly and self-sabotagingly defend the privileges of the wealthy oh wait I forgot it was American never mind.
@Nickiquote It's a legitimacy porno mag for the type of people who bought bored apes and aspire to someday owning a bitcoin.
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Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.
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1. Lock yourself in an airtight fridge.
I was so worried.
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Oh no! Not my private jet! Oh right...I live in poverty, nevermind.
@ShadesofRaye They think "Poverty" is a small town in Wisconsin. @Nickiquote
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@Nickiquote Lol. Btw, the tax does not affect small single engine planes just LUXURY jets and business aviation.
