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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

    @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

    PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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    @robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      @bloor or Donna's, dengue, denudes...

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      • icewolf@masto.brightfur.netI icewolf@masto.brightfur.net

        @robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)

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        @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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          @bloor Great point, but no.

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          • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

            @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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            @robinadams @bloor "★☆☆☆☆ instead of nuts, package contained squirrel!"

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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              @bloor Ja, was ist? 😁

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                #87

                @bloor It's pronounced "Deans", like "beans".

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                  @Richard @bloor

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                  • qwyrdo@disabled.socialQ qwyrdo@disabled.social

                    @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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                    @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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                    • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                      @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                      PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                      @robinadams @bloor Same. I once introduced a dba as “our squirrel wrangler”. Csuite was confused. She thought it was hysterical.

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        #91

                        @bloor

                        The correct pronunciation is "squeal"

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                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                          @bloor fucking Active Directory.

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                          • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                            @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                            PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                            #93

                            @robinadams @bloor And PostGIS?

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor if DNIS is "dee-niss", DNS is "dunce"

                              and it fits innit, it's never DNS, it's never DNS, it's always DNS

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                              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                @bloor it always has been.

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                                • jimfl@hachyderm.ioJ jimfl@hachyderm.io

                                  @nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”

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                                  @jimfl @nxskok @bloor pronounced “tsunami”

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                                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                    @bloor PRBBLY.

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      @bloor HTML must then be pronounced Hotmail
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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor @jaroel DNS the MNS…
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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                          @bloor
                                          That is correct. And stop calling me Shirley.

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