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  3. If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

    @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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    @robinadams @bloor "★☆☆☆☆ instead of nuts, package contained squirrel!"

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      @bloor Ja, was ist? 😁

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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        #87

        @bloor It's pronounced "Deans", like "beans".

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          #88

          @Richard @bloor

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          • qwyrdo@disabled.socialQ qwyrdo@disabled.social

            @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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            @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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            • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

              @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

              PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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              #90

              @robinadams @bloor Same. I once introduced a dba as “our squirrel wrangler”. Csuite was confused. She thought it was hysterical.

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                #91

                @bloor

                The correct pronunciation is "squeal"

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                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                  #92

                  @bloor fucking Active Directory.

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                  • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                    @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                    PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                    #93

                    @robinadams @bloor And PostGIS?

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                      #94

                      @bloor if DNIS is "dee-niss", DNS is "dunce"

                      and it fits innit, it's never DNS, it's never DNS, it's always DNS

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        @bloor it always has been.

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                        • jimfl@hachyderm.ioJ jimfl@hachyderm.io

                          @nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”

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                          @jimfl @nxskok @bloor pronounced “tsunami”

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                            @bloor PRBBLY.

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor HTML must then be pronounced Hotmail
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                              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                @bloor @jaroel DNS the MNS…
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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor
                                  That is correct. And stop calling me Shirley.

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                                  • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                    @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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                                    #101

                                    @mansr @me_ @bloor Meanwhile my father rendered it as "hotmetal." "Hotmeal" would make sense too, though.

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      #102

                                      @bloor THANKS

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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        #103

                                        @bloor what if SQL is pronounced “squirrel”?

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                                        • dgold@goblin.technologyD dgold@goblin.technology

                                          @bloor

                                          Denis, Denis,
                                          Avec tes yeux si bleus
                                          Denis, Denis
                                          Quand j'ai peche' pour deux
                                          Denis, Denis
                                          Pour un baiser d'eternité

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                                          #104

                                          @dgold @bloor yay! Came here to make this ref and have been beaten to it 😁

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