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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • lanodan@queer.hacktivis.meL lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
    @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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    @lanodan @bloor @g

    (I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

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    • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

      @lanodan @bloor @g

      (I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

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      @lanodan @bloor @g

      Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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        @bloor as ZFS is pronounced Zeffus

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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          @bloor JSON agrees.

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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            @bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"? 😀

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            • lanodan@queer.hacktivis.meL lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
              @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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              @lanodan @bloor @g @neil ASS is reserved for subtitles
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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                @bloor go to hell

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                • lattera@bsd.networkL lattera@bsd.network

                  @bloor Our very own @jimsalter would likely remind you it's pronounced "dee niss".

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                  @lattera @bloor it's the leanest, the meanest.

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                  • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                    @lanodan @bloor @g

                    Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

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                    @neil @lanodan @bloor

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                      @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                      PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        @bloor @Revertron
                        rtfm 😄
                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

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                        • clarfonthey@toot.catC clarfonthey@toot.cat

                          @bloor I mean, JSON is already Jason, so

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                          @clarfonthey @bloor Still waiting for the RGNTs, though.

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                            @bloor@bloor.tw DNS and JSON, my favourite gay couple

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor
                              Dns the Menace

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                                @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                                PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                                @robinadams @bloor

                                I usually pronounce it squeal

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor I've heard someone say "t-sip" for tcp/ip. Boy...where did you learn networking?

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                                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                    @bloor eskjuel /ˌɛs kjuː ˈɛl/

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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      @bloor But of course it is!!!

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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor@bloor.tw well SQL is pronounced "sqeual" actually so DNS would be more like Denise

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                                        • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                          @bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."

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                                          @bloor mDNS is "madness."

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