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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • ivansanchez@mastodon.socialI ivansanchez@mastodon.social

    @bloor [Insert "Dennis the Menace" joke here]

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    @IvanSanchez @bloor definitely a menace!

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      @bloor it's always Dennis
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      • g@irrelephant.coG g@irrelephant.co

        @neil @bloor It's pronounced rizz

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        @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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        • lanodan@queer.hacktivis.meL lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
          @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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          @lanodan @bloor @g

          (I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

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          • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

            @lanodan @bloor @g

            (I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

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            @lanodan @bloor @g

            Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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              @bloor as ZFS is pronounced Zeffus

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                @bloor JSON agrees.

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                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                  @bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"? 😀

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                  • lanodan@queer.hacktivis.meL lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
                    @g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.
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                    @lanodan @bloor @g @neil ASS is reserved for subtitles
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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                      @bloor go to hell

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                      • lattera@bsd.networkL lattera@bsd.network

                        @bloor Our very own @jimsalter would likely remind you it's pronounced "dee niss".

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                        @lattera @bloor it's the leanest, the meanest.

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                        • neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

                          @lanodan @bloor @g

                          Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

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                          @neil @lanodan @bloor

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                            @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                            PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor @Revertron
                              rtfm 😄
                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL

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                              • clarfonthey@toot.catC clarfonthey@toot.cat

                                @bloor I mean, JSON is already Jason, so

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                                @clarfonthey @bloor Still waiting for the RGNTs, though.

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor@bloor.tw DNS and JSON, my favourite gay couple

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                                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                    @bloor
                                    Dns the Menace

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                                    • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                                      @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                                      PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                                      @robinadams @bloor

                                      I usually pronounce it squeal

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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor I've heard someone say "t-sip" for tcp/ip. Boy...where did you learn networking?

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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                          @bloor eskjuel /ˌɛs kjuː ˈɛl/

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