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If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

    oldfartrant@mstdn.caO This user is from outside of this forum
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    @bloor or Donna's, dengue, denudes...

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    • icewolf@masto.brightfur.netI icewolf@masto.brightfur.net

      @robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)

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      @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

        oneguynick@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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        @bloor Great point, but no.

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        • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

          @IceWolf @bloor I was imagining sending a grey squirrel through the mail.

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          @robinadams @bloor "★☆☆☆☆ instead of nuts, package contained squirrel!"

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          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

            denniskuester@norden.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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            @bloor Ja, was ist? 😁

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            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

              andrewd18@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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              @bloor It's pronounced "Deans", like "beans".

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                @Richard @bloor

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                • qwyrdo@disabled.socialQ qwyrdo@disabled.social

                  @me_ @bloor HTTPS: hot piss?

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                  @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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                  • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                    @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                    PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                    @robinadams @bloor Same. I once introduced a dba as “our squirrel wrangler”. Csuite was confused. She thought it was hysterical.

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                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                      @bloor

                      The correct pronunciation is "squeal"

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        @bloor fucking Active Directory.

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                        • R robinadams@mathstodon.xyz

                          @bloor I cannot read SQL as anything but "squirrel"

                          PostgreSQL is "post grey squirrel"

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                          @robinadams @bloor And PostGIS?

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                          • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                            If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                            @bloor if DNIS is "dee-niss", DNS is "dunce"

                            and it fits innit, it's never DNS, it's never DNS, it's always DNS

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                            • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                              If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                              @bloor it always has been.

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                              • jimfl@hachyderm.ioJ jimfl@hachyderm.io

                                @nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”

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                                @jimfl @nxskok @bloor pronounced “tsunami”

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                                • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                  If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                  @bloor PRBBLY.

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                                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                    @bloor HTML must then be pronounced Hotmail
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                                    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                      @bloor @jaroel DNS the MNS…
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                                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                        @bloor
                                        That is correct. And stop calling me Shirley.

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                                        • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                          @qwyrdo @me_ @bloor HTML is "hotmail."

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                                          @mansr @me_ @bloor Meanwhile my father rendered it as "hotmetal." "Hotmeal" would make sense too, though.

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