If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

[nxskok@cupoftea.social]

@jimfl @bloor I didn't know you were *called* DNS.

[randamumaki@mstdn.social]

@bloor Not Dennis. Denise.

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@silvermoon82 @bloor

No, it’s not Dennis
There’s just no way it’s Dennis
Welp. It was Dennis

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”

[ravenluni@furry.engineer]

@bloor No - its pronounced 'deeznuts'

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@nxskok @bloor @dennis@anarcho-syndicalist.commune

[rperezrosario@mastodon.social]

@bloor

According to this highly scientific poll, this matter has been settled.

Rafael Pérez 🌱 (@rperezrosario@mastodon.social)

Now that this important problem has been settled, repeat after me: "Don't believe es-queue-el is a sequel." Thank you, and good night.

Mastodon (mastodon.social)

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@culturednyc @bloor EHLO!

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@bloor

personally, i've always pronounced SQL as "squeal", since that's usually my reaction when i have to deal with it.

DNS could be "dins". with small TTLs, it's really really noisy.

[tssreniasoars@tailswish.industries]

@bloor DNS the menace.

[ericjames@booping.synth.download]

@silvermoon82@wandering.shop @bloor@bloor.tw …and gnshr!

[ext0li@beige.party]

@unsungnovelty @bloor Don't know about that but the image file format of the Joint Photographic Experts Group is properly pronounced Jay Feg

[deremil@procial.tchncs.de]

@me_@sueden.social @bloor@bloor.tw Teasy-Pee

[d1@autistics.life]

@mansr @bloor true. #Apple and #Microsoft ensures this, BTW

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@johntimaeus @robinadams @bloor I like skull so it's like Post Grey Skull.

[peterdrake@mstdn.social]

@mansr @bloor "squeal" except in October, when it's "skull".

[ret@furry.engineer]

@greem yeah that's the best thing I've read all day. Calling it Denice for ever now.

[mroach@ublog.mroach.com]

@bloor https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw D-nice

[edcates@mastodon.social]

@robinadams @bloor I started out calling it "My Squirrel" before I'd ever heard anyone say "sequel," and that is how it will forever be in my head.

"I have to run a squirrel query."

"I'm having trouble running a join on these squirrel tables."

It's objectively better this way.

[icewolf@masto.brightfur.net]

@robinadams @bloor post-grey squirrel (they're very subtly tinted with color)