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  3. If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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    @bloor

    Dennis...on's

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    • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

      If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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      #61

      @bloor I come from the AU where it's pronounced "squirrel" and "dins."

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      • jimfl@hachyderm.ioJ jimfl@hachyderm.io

        @bloor “There’s some lovely filth over ‘ere!”

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        @jimfl @bloor I didn't know you were *called* DNS.

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        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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          #63

          @bloor Not Dennis. Denise.

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          • silvermoon82@wandering.shopS silvermoon82@wandering.shop

            @bloor
            Dns the Menace

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            @silvermoon82 @bloor

            No, it’s not Dennis
            There’s just no way it’s Dennis
            Welp. It was Dennis

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            • nxskok@cupoftea.socialN nxskok@cupoftea.social

              @jimfl @bloor I didn't know you were *called* DNS.

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              @nxskok @bloor “Well, you could query for a CNAME record…”

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              • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                @bloor No - its pronounced 'deeznuts'

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                • nxskok@cupoftea.socialN nxskok@cupoftea.social

                  @jimfl @bloor I didn't know you were *called* DNS.

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                  @nxskok @bloor @dennis@anarcho-syndicalist.commune

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                  • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                    If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                    #68

                    @bloor

                    According to this highly scientific poll, this matter has been settled.

                    Rafael Pérez 🌱 (@rperezrosario@mastodon.social)

                    Now that this important problem has been settled, repeat after me: "Don't believe es-queue-el is a sequel." Thank you, and good night.

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                    Mastodon (mastodon.social)

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                    • culturednyc@mastodon.socialC culturednyc@mastodon.social

                      @bloor Ah Smutpee, the backbone of email!

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                      @culturednyc @bloor EHLO!

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                      • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                        If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                        #70

                        @bloor

                        personally, i've always pronounced SQL as "squeal", since that's usually my reaction when i have to deal with it.

                        DNS could be "dins". with small TTLs, it's really really noisy.

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                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                          #71
                          @bloor DNS the menace.
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                          • silvermoon82@wandering.shopS silvermoon82@wandering.shop

                            @bloor
                            Dns the Menace

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                            @silvermoon82@wandering.shop @bloor@bloor.tw …and gnshr!

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                            • unsungnovelty@mastodon.socialU unsungnovelty@mastodon.social

                              @bloor While we are at it, let's also get to the bottom of gif vs jif as well??!!

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                              @unsungnovelty @bloor Don't know about that but the image file format of the Joint Photographic Experts Group is properly pronounced Jay Feg

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                              • me_@sueden.socialM me_@sueden.social

                                @bloor ...and TCP is "teacup"? 😀

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                                @me_@sueden.social @bloor@bloor.tw Teasy-Pee

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                                • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                  @bloor mDNS is "madness."

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                                  @mansr @bloor true. #Apple and #Microsoft ensures this, BTW

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                                  • johntimaeus@infosec.exchangeJ johntimaeus@infosec.exchange

                                    @robinadams @bloor

                                    I usually pronounce it squeal

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                                    @johntimaeus @robinadams @bloor I like skull so it's like Post Grey Skull.

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                                    • mansr@society.oftrolls.comM mansr@society.oftrolls.com

                                      @bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."

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                                      @mansr @bloor "squeal" except in October, when it's "skull".

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                                      • greem@cyberplace.socialG greem@cyberplace.social

                                        @bloor "Denice", surely?

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                                        @greem yeah that's the best thing I've read all day. Calling it Denice for ever now.

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                                        • bloor@bloor.twB bloor@bloor.tw

                                          If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

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                                          @bloor https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw D-nice

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