IT'S HAPPENING
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry
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@grepe Indeed, if you measure how much collective value that was invested in Microslop, over a few decades, you can see more room for the opposite - especially considering how much overlapping destabilization is concurrent.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.
*checks notes*
Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.
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@0xabad1dea I love that I am reading this while waiting for GitHub to fix their API throwing HTTP 503 errors

@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!
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@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!
@mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there
/j
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives. -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
What do you mean? There are clearly two nines in there /j
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@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol@alexh @0xabad1dea Omg it’s happening
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
What do you mean? I see two nines right there in the middle.
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply


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