IT'S HAPPENING
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol -
IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
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IT'S HAPPENING
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The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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What do you mean? There are clearly two nines in there /j
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@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol@alexh @0xabad1dea Omg it’s happening
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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What do you mean? I see two nines right there in the middle.
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IT'S HAPPENING
GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY
The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
(mrshu.github.io)
@0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?
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I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever
I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply


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IT'S HAPPENING
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The Missing GitHub Status Page
Historical GitHub uptime reconstructed from archived status data.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange should i get my project off github? dont want my work to be gone
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