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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/8961889c-1bd2-4f58-8e47-43ccecb15773/it-s-happeningRSS for NodeMon, 06 Apr 2026 16:04:48 GMTThu, 02 Apr 2026 09:07:56 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 18:48:14 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange should i get my project off github? dont want my work to be gone ​​

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dorm.social/notes/akle6h6e5ei3003zhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://dorm.social/notes/akle6h6e5ei3003zThu, 02 Apr 2026 18:48:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:09 GMT]]>I'll assume the half of these that I can't actually read because they use the "only visible to people logged in to bluesky" toggle are all, to the last, the same "two nines" reply πŸ˜‚

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116335801118004381https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116335801118004381Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:07 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116335800957948006https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116335800957948006Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:24:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:13:03 GMT]]>]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/ori/p/1775142783.708033https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hj.9fs.net/ori/p/1775142783.708033Thu, 02 Apr 2026 15:13:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:49:06 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.surazal.net/users/zalasur/statuses/116335663316795867https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.surazal.net/users/zalasur/statuses/116335663316795867Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:49:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:45:51 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/tonyangelo/statuses/116335650475184480https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mspsocial.net/users/tonyangelo/statuses/116335650475184480Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:45:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:43:46 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/116335642347182442https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://cosocial.ca/users/deborahh/statuses/116335642347182442Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:43:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:40:47 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.doskel.net/users/lda/statuses/116335630574745013https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.doskel.net/users/lda/statuses/116335630574745013Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:40:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:30:49 GMT]]>@alexh @0xabad1dea Omg it’s happening

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116202260266312201/statuses/116335591418215202https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sunny.garden/ap/users/116202260266312201/statuses/116335591418215202Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:30:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:27:56 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

What do you mean? There are clearly two nines in there /j

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/becf42a2-335e-4d2f-8fc3-ca242387b9adhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/becf42a2-335e-4d2f-8fc3-ca242387b9adThu, 02 Apr 2026 14:27:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:26:30 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ftp_alun/statuses/116335574405923889https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/ftp_alun/statuses/116335574405923889Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:26:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:24:48 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116202356747941641/statuses/116335567701511020https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/116202356747941641/statuses/116335567701511020Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:24:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:01:22 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode ​​

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gib.schmus.is/notes/akl3xkg78p6d008qhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gib.schmus.is/notes/akl3xkg78p6d008qThu, 02 Apr 2026 14:01:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:59:36 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there

/j

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/iagondiscord/statuses/116335468631965565https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wetdry.world/users/iagondiscord/statuses/116335468631965565Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:59:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:22:36 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Nagaram/statuses/116335323177772393https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/Nagaram/statuses/116335323177772393Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:22:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:17:35 GMT]]>@mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116335303453193761https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/0xabad1dea/statuses/116335303453193761Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:17:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:15:28 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://perfect.moe/users/mini/statuses/116335295098556559https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://perfect.moe/users/mini/statuses/116335295098556559Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:15:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:14:47 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.

*checks notes*

Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opportunis.me/users/olasd/statuses/116335292431125411https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.opportunis.me/users/olasd/statuses/116335292431125411Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:14:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:06:49 GMT]]>@grepe Indeed, if you measure how much collective value that was invested in Microslop, over a few decades, you can see more room for the opposite - especially considering how much overlapping destabilization is concurrent.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/115691859295411580/statuses/116335261090286279https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/ap/users/115691859295411580/statuses/116335261090286279Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:06:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:02:52 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/dngrs/statuses/116335245545110549https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/dngrs/statuses/116335245545110549Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:02:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:02:51 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gudenau/statuses/116335245476851721https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/gudenau/statuses/116335245476851721Thu, 02 Apr 2026 13:02:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:59:55 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://leporid.net/users/teftuft/statuses/116335233928216089https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://leporid.net/users/teftuft/statuses/116335233928216089Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:58:28 GMT]]>@0xabad1dea
"What are you talking about I see two nines right there." John Microsoft probably

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/thegreekgeek/statuses/116335228275387540https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.io/users/thegreekgeek/statuses/116335228275387540Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:58:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to IT'S HAPPENING on Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:57:42 GMT]]>@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116335225264677538https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.cysioland.pl/users/me/statuses/116335225264677538Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:57:42 GMT