IT'S HAPPENING

[djgummikuh@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea I mean technically, they still have 2 nines there...

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

I am in a hell entirely of my own making; a hell where I get the reply “but there are still two nines in that number,” forever

[bws@social.linux.pizza]

@0xabad1dea microsoft can't devops.

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@0xabad1dea see, this is what happens when you post about not-odin

[ratsnakegames@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea "Local dog owner DOSes Github to defuse social media joke, news at 11"

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@0xabad1dea
No nine!

[me@mastodon.cysioland.pl]

@ratsnakegames ah, so you too follow @0xabad1dea for the right reasons

[thegreekgeek@mstdn.io]

@0xabad1dea
"What are you talking about I see two nines right there." John Microsoft probably

[teftuft@leporid.net]

@0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?

[gudenau@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.

[dngrs@chaos.social]

@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

[evoscale@c.im]

@grepe Indeed, if you measure how much collective value that was invested in Microslop, over a few decades, you can see more room for the opposite - especially considering how much overlapping destabilization is concurrent.

[olasd@mastodon.opportunis.me]

@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.

*checks notes*

Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.

[mini@perfect.moe]

@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

@mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.

[nagaram@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice

[iagondiscord@wetdry.world]

@0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there

/j

[makryfa@gib.schmus.is]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode ​​

[alexh@c.im]

@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

[ftp_alun@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.