IT'S HAPPENING

[teftuft@leporid.net]

@0xabad1dea I wonder at what point they will declare Uptime Bankruptcy and start fresh?

[gudenau@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea I started typing that and decided to not send it.

[dngrs@chaos.social]

@0xabad1dea we all know there are two nines in strawberry

[evoscale@c.im]

@grepe Indeed, if you measure how much collective value that was invested in Microslop, over a few decades, you can see more room for the opposite - especially considering how much overlapping destabilization is concurrent.

[olasd@mastodon.opportunis.me]

@0xabad1dea thankfully mastodon fetching replies will solve this issue forever.

*checks notes*

Ah, no, turns out people can't just wait 10 seconds for responses to load before sending an obvious joke reply.

[mini@perfect.moe]

@0xabad1dea Also, I note, an issue that never made it to their status page!

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

@mini yeah, the official status page is *comically* conservative because of misaligned incentives.

[nagaram@hachyderm.io]

@0xabad1dea
I was going to make that joke as well, but I figured it's already happened once or twice

[iagondiscord@wetdry.world]

@0xabad1dea what do you mean? There's two nines right there

/j

[makryfa@gib.schmus.is]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange time to vibecode ​​

[alexh@c.im]

@0xabad1dea
@mogi ok maybe codeberg is doing alright lol

[ftp_alun@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea Paraphrasing Queeg, "it's got a nine in it".
I've worked for enough companies that I've seen teams who couldn't even manage nine fives.

[icil@app.wafrn.net]

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

What do you mean? There are clearly two nines in there /j

[mogi@sunny.garden]

@alexh @0xabad1dea Omg it’s happening

[lda@masto.doskel.net]

@0xabad1dea Five nines (0.99999%)

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@0xabad1dea @zazzoo those LLMs sure are helping!

[tonyangelo@mspsocial.net]

@0xabad1dea oh shit, I didn’t know the first number had to be a nine, this changes everything!

[zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net]

@0xabad1dea "We did it, boys!"

[ori@hj.9fs.net]

What do you mean? I see two nines right there in the middle.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@0xabad1dea numbers are not my forte. I'll admit I'm an idiot. what in the name of crimes against statistics is going on here?