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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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    @eclectech Nice! Long ago, I posted a sign from a grocery store that said "Anti Pasta", which was similarly good for a giggle.

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    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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      @eclectech
      Probably custards last stand...

      .... It's ok, I'l let myself out ๐Ÿ˜†

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      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

        mjj@mstdn.dkM This user is from outside of this forum
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        @eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

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        • drdirtbag@mountains.socialD drdirtbag@mountains.social

          @cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

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          @drdirtbag @eclectech Pretty much ๐Ÿ˜‰

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          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

            Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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            @eclectech

            If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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              @eclectech I first read it as "freeform" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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              • bruce@darkmoon.socialB bruce@darkmoon.social

                @eclectech

                If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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                @bruce This is a good question ๐Ÿ˜†

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                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                  @ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
                  *nods wisely*

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                  @eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle

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                  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                    @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, itโ€™s a trifle bazaar

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                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                      @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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                      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                        @eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard

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                        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                          @eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.

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                          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                            Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                            @eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"

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                            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                              @eclectech coincidentally our cupboards ARE free from jelly AND custard. Canโ€™t stand the stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                              • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                @eclectech@things.uk
                                they also misspelled "freeform" the only category that makes sense of grouping jelly with custard - items of ambiguous and constantly changing shape - without any of the other ingredients required to make trifle.

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                                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                  @ravenbait I know right! I don't think I've ever seen a jelly & custard aisle before. It felt niche ๐Ÿ˜†

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                                  @eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting. ๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m kind of hoping that the icecream section is also not too far away.

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                                  • evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

                                    @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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                                    @evilstevie Bwahaha!

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                                    • okohll@hachyderm.ioO okohll@hachyderm.io

                                      @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, itโ€™s a trifle bazaar

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                                      @okohll Hah!

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                                      • mjj@mstdn.dkM mjj@mstdn.dk

                                        @eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

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                                        @mjj Urgh!

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                                        • napalousa@pagan.plusN napalousa@pagan.plus

                                          @eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting. ๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m kind of hoping that the icecream section is also not too far away.

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                                          @napalousa Hah! It was very close! @ravenbait

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