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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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    @eclectech

    IKR?

    These supermarket aisle signs.
    Once I spent at least an hour walking up and down the aisle called 'Seasonal'.

    Could I find any salt and pepper?
    Nope.

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    • essjayjay@tech.lgbtE essjayjay@tech.lgbt

      @eclectech

      IKR?

      These supermarket aisle signs.
      Once I spent at least an hour walking up and down the aisle called 'Seasonal'.

      Could I find any salt and pepper?
      Nope.

      eclectech@things.ukE This user is from outside of this forum
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      @essjayjay Haha!

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      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

        curiously@mastodon.auC This user is from outside of this forum
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        @eclectech wow so that's just the freeform jelly and custard? Next aisle is Structed or classic jelly & custard?!

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        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

          cybervegan@autistics.lifeC This user is from outside of this forum
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          @eclectech That's better.

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          • cybervegan@autistics.lifeC cybervegan@autistics.life

            @eclectech That's better.

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            @cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

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            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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              @eclectech Nice! Long ago, I posted a sign from a grocery store that said "Anti Pasta", which was similarly good for a giggle.

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              • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                @eclectech
                Probably custards last stand...

                .... It's ok, I'l let myself out ๐Ÿ˜†

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                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                  Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                  @eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

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                  • drdirtbag@mountains.socialD drdirtbag@mountains.social

                    @cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?

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                    @drdirtbag @eclectech Pretty much ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                      @eclectech

                      If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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                      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                        @eclectech I first read it as "freeform" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                        • bruce@darkmoon.socialB bruce@darkmoon.social

                          @eclectech

                          If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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                          @bruce This is a good question ๐Ÿ˜†

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                          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                            @ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
                            *nods wisely*

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                            @eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle

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                            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                              @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, itโ€™s a trifle bazaar

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                              • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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                                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                  Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                  @eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard

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                                  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                    @eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.

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                                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                      Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                      @eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"

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                                      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                        @eclectech coincidentally our cupboards ARE free from jelly AND custard. Canโ€™t stand the stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                                        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                                          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                                          @eclectech@things.uk
                                          they also misspelled "freeform" the only category that makes sense of grouping jelly with custard - items of ambiguous and constantly changing shape - without any of the other ingredients required to make trifle.

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