Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
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@eclectech That's better.
@cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech Nice! Long ago, I posted a sign from a grocery store that said "Anti Pasta", which was similarly good for a giggle.
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech
Probably custards last stand....... It's ok, I'l let myself out
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department
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@cybervegan @eclectech I assume this means it's not constrained by the narrow walls of glass jars, but instead roaming freely wherever gravity takes it?
@drdirtbag @eclectech Pretty much
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech I first read it as "freeform"
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If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?
@bruce This is a good question
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@ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
*nods wisely*@eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, it’s a trifle bazaar
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech coincidentally our cupboards ARE free from jelly AND custard. Can’t stand the stuff
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Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.
@eclectech@things.uk
they also misspelled "freeform" the only category that makes sense of grouping jelly with custard - items of ambiguous and constantly changing shape - without any of the other ingredients required to make trifle. -
@ravenbait I know right! I don't think I've ever seen a jelly & custard aisle before. It felt niche
@eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting.
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@eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted
@evilstevie Bwahaha!
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@eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, it’s a trifle bazaar
@okohll Hah!
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@eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department
@mjj Urgh!
