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  3. Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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  • bruce@darkmoon.socialB bruce@darkmoon.social

    @eclectech

    If there's no jelly or custard on that aisle, why would anyone ever go there?

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    @bruce This is a good question 😆

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    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

      @ravenbait The wobbling will be all that jelly
      *nods wisely*

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      @eclectech @ravenbait wibble wobble wibble wobble jelly on an aisle

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      • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

        Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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        @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, it’s a trifle bazaar

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        • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

          Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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          @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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          • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

            Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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            @eclectech this implies the state of being shackled by jelly and custard

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            • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

              Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

              bit@ohai.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              @eclectech Tell me you're from the UK without telling me you're from the UK.

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              • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                @eclectech a grocery store near me has an aisle sign for "international tomato", to which I always mentally add "of mystery"

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                • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                  Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                  @eclectech coincidentally our cupboards ARE free from jelly AND custard. Can’t stand the stuff 😂

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                  • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                    Amazing really, that so much of the store contains jelly and custard they have to have a special aisle to avoid it.

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                    @eclectech@things.uk
                    they also misspelled "freeform" the only category that makes sense of grouping jelly with custard - items of ambiguous and constantly changing shape - without any of the other ingredients required to make trifle.

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                    • eclectech@things.ukE eclectech@things.uk

                      @ravenbait I know right! I don't think I've ever seen a jelly & custard aisle before. It felt niche 😆

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                      @eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting. 🤣 I’m kind of hoping that the icecream section is also not too far away.

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                      • evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.netE evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

                        @eclectech I misread that as "FreeForm" and was interested to see what trifles they had comitted

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                        @evilstevie Bwahaha!

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                        • okohll@hachyderm.ioO okohll@hachyderm.io

                          @eclectech to re-use my own joke from a few days ago, it’s a trifle bazaar

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                          @okohll Hah!

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                          • mjj@mstdn.dkM mjj@mstdn.dk

                            @eclectech By that logic, the sausage section should be the 'ass and gristle ' department

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                            @mjj Urgh!

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                            • napalousa@pagan.plusN napalousa@pagan.plus

                              @eclectech @ravenbait Have to say as a Brit abroad the idea of a jelly and custard aisle sounds exciting. 🤣 I’m kind of hoping that the icecream section is also not too far away.

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                              @napalousa Hah! It was very close! @ravenbait

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