This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

[mapache@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller also poor Tim. It's not his fault it's slop

[solemarc@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

[qwertziop@chaos.social]

@dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

[prasket@infosec.exchange]

@dazfuller
First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

[thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

[helle@tacobelllabs.net]

@jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

(0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

[boostmarks@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

[su_liam@mas.to]

@Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

[boostmarks@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

[su_liam@mas.to]

@LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

[dazfuller@mstdn.social]

@jackeric basically the same picture right

[brouhaha@mastodon.social]

@itgrrl @dazfuller
You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!