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  3. Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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  • haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH haikyoneko@famichiki.jp

    @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

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    @Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

    @alice

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    • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

      @alice Reminds me of this lol.

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      Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

      @theorangetheme @alice

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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        @alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
        That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

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        • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

          @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

          browse through if ya want a good laugh!

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          @fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

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          • introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space

            @alice this is satire but still funny.

            If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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            @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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            • mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social

              @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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              @mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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                @alice

                My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

                It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                  "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                  "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                  "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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                  @alice
                  So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

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                  • eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE eruonna@lgbtqia.space

                    @alice
                    Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                    @eruonna @alice look at me
                    πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ£οΈπŸ’”β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈπŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

                    what do you mean there are no star? I count at least two

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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                      @alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
                      And this is why I do the cooking in our house.

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                        #27

                        @twitchy ☝️

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