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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

    Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

    "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

    "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

    "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

    haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH This user is from outside of this forum
    haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH This user is from outside of this forum
    haikyoneko@famichiki.jp
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    #5

    @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

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    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

      Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

      "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

      "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

      "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

      fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
      fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
      fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social
      wrote last edited by
      #6

      @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

      browse through if ya want a good laugh!

      alice@lgbtqia.spaceA msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG 4 Replies Last reply
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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

        "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

        "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

        "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

        alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
        alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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        wrote last edited by
        #7

        Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

        autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG jamesmdonohoe@sfba.socialJ 3 Replies Last reply
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        • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

          @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

          browse through if ya want a good laugh!

          alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
          alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
          alice@lgbtqia.space
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          #8

          @fatiguedcherry omg, this is a goldmine of rage πŸ˜‚

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          • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

            @alice Reminds me of this lol.

            alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
            alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #9

            @theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching πŸ˜‚

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            • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

              @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

              browse through if ya want a good laugh!

              msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #10

              @fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit πŸ˜„

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              • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #11

                @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

                If otherwise...Yikes.

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                • jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al

                  @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

                  If otherwise...Yikes.

                  fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #12

                  @jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me 😬

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                    "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                    "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                    "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                    ruari@velocipederider.comR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #13

                    @alice sounds about right…

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                      "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                      "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                      "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                      introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #14

                      @alice this is satire but still funny.

                      If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                        Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                        "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                        "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                        "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                        eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #15

                        @alice
                        Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                          autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @alice There is a reddit for this xDDD

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                          • haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH haikyoneko@famichiki.jp

                            @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

                            dandrumheller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #17

                            @Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

                            @alice

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                            • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                              @alice Reminds me of this lol.

                              wonka@chaos.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #18

                              Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

                              @theorangetheme @alice

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #19

                                @alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
                                That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

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                                • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                                  @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                                  browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                                  ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #20

                                  @fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

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                                  • introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space

                                    @alice this is satire but still funny.

                                    If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

                                    mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                                    • mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social

                                      @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                                      @mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                        "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                        "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                        "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                                        spjames@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #23

                                        @alice

                                        My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

                                        It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                          "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                          "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                          "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                                          secretantelope@covertcreatures.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #24

                                          @alice
                                          So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

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