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Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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  • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

    @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

    browse through if ya want a good laugh!

    msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit πŸ˜„

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    • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

      @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

      browse through if ya want a good laugh!

      jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #11

      @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

      If otherwise...Yikes.

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      • jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al

        @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

        If otherwise...Yikes.

        fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me 😬

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        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

          Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

          "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

          "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

          "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

          ruari@velocipederider.comR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @alice sounds about right…

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

            "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

            "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

            "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

            introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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            @alice this is satire but still funny.

            If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

              "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

              "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

              "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

              eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE This user is from outside of this forum
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              #15

              @alice
              Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                #16

                @alice There is a reddit for this xDDD

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                • haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH haikyoneko@famichiki.jp

                  @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

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                  #17

                  @Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

                  @alice

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                  • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                    @alice Reminds me of this lol.

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                    #18

                    Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

                    @theorangetheme @alice

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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                      @alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
                      That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

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                      • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                        @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                        browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                        ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

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                        • introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space

                          @alice this is satire but still funny.

                          If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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                          @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                          • mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social

                            @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                            @mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

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                            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                              Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                              "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                              "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                              "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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                              #23

                              @alice

                              My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

                              It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

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                              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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                                #24

                                @alice
                                So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

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                                • eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE eruonna@lgbtqia.space

                                  @alice
                                  Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                                  @eruonna @alice look at me
                                  πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ£οΈπŸ’”β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈπŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

                                  what do you mean there are no star? I count at least two

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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                                    @alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
                                    And this is why I do the cooking in our house.

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                                      @twitchy ☝️

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