<![CDATA[Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ]]>Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

"I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

"I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

"This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/58321f38-4650-4210-a740-4ea1450411d8/omg-1-star-recipe-reviews-are-bonkersRSS for NodeMon, 25 May 2026 08:59:53 GMTSat, 16 May 2026 06:25:15 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 18:00:58 GMT]]>@twitchy ☝️

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116585559411501632https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116585559411501632Sat, 16 May 2026 18:00:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:36:39 GMT]]>@alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
And this is why I do the cooking in our house.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585463748987335https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sfba.social/users/JamesMDonohoe/statuses/116585463748987335Sat, 16 May 2026 17:36:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:23:52 GMT]]>@eruonna @alice look at me
πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ£οΈπŸ’”β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈπŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

what do you mean there are no star? I count at least two

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116585413495426545https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/gkrnours/statuses/116585413495426545Sat, 16 May 2026 17:23:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 17:22:12 GMT]]>@alice
So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://covertcreatures.xyz/users/SecretAntelope/statuses/116585406934776028https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://covertcreatures.xyz/users/SecretAntelope/statuses/116585406934776028Sat, 16 May 2026 17:22:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 16:55:22 GMT]]>@alice

My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116448939550112922/statuses/116585301429661140https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116448939550112922/statuses/116585301429661140Sat, 16 May 2026 16:55:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 15:27:16 GMT]]>@mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584955011550559https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584955011550559Sat, 16 May 2026 15:27:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 15:26:06 GMT]]>@introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/users/mikelovesbikes/statuses/116584950455778887https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/users/mikelovesbikes/statuses/116584950455778887Sat, 16 May 2026 15:26:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 14:59:08 GMT]]>@fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ghostdancer/statuses/116584844388921676https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ghostdancer/statuses/116584844388921676Sat, 16 May 2026 14:59:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 14:57:05 GMT]]>@alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ghostdancer/statuses/116584836349669634https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/ghostdancer/statuses/116584836349669634Sat, 16 May 2026 14:57:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 14:39:23 GMT]]>Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

@theorangetheme @alice

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/wonka/statuses/116584766701603280https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/wonka/statuses/116584766701603280Sat, 16 May 2026 14:39:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 14:33:22 GMT]]>@Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

@alice

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/dandrumheller/statuses/116584743051562578https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/dandrumheller/statuses/116584743051562578Sat, 16 May 2026 14:33:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 13:43:33 GMT]]>@alice There is a reddit for this xDDD

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/autisticplushy/statuses/116584547169692030https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/autisticplushy/statuses/116584547169692030Sat, 16 May 2026 13:43:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 13:27:31 GMT]]>@alice
Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116584484172535201https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/ap/users/116205631931276462/statuses/116584484172535201Sat, 16 May 2026 13:27:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 11:50:05 GMT]]>@alice this is satire but still funny.

If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584101050105443https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/introvertcatto/statuses/116584101050105443Sat, 16 May 2026 11:50:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 07:11:34 GMT]]>@alice sounds about right…

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://velocipederider.com/users/ruari/statuses/116583005858603822https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://velocipederider.com/users/ruari/statuses/116583005858603822Sat, 16 May 2026 07:11:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:54:33 GMT]]>@jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me 😬

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blorbo.social/ap/users/116568633804747404/statuses/116582938957336875https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blorbo.social/ap/users/116568633804747404/statuses/116582938957336875Sat, 16 May 2026 06:54:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:50:24 GMT]]>@fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

If otherwise...Yikes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodo.neoliber.al/users/jcphoenix/statuses/116582922647125542https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodo.neoliber.al/users/jcphoenix/statuses/116582922647125542Sat, 16 May 2026 06:50:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:50:17 GMT]]>@fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit πŸ˜„

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://androiddev.social/users/msfjarvis/statuses/116582922150355380https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://androiddev.social/users/msfjarvis/statuses/116582922150355380Sat, 16 May 2026 06:50:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:48:35 GMT]]>@theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582915450092435https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582915450092435Sat, 16 May 2026 06:48:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:46:25 GMT]]>@fatiguedcherry omg, this is a goldmine of rage πŸ˜‚

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582906970257008https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582906970257008Sat, 16 May 2026 06:46:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:44:43 GMT]]>Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582900266280485https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://lgbtqia.space/users/alice/statuses/116582900266280485Sat, 16 May 2026 06:44:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:40:39 GMT]]>@alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

browse through if ya want a good laugh!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blorbo.social/ap/users/116568633804747404/statuses/116582884246633009https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://blorbo.social/ap/users/116568633804747404/statuses/116582884246633009Sat, 16 May 2026 06:40:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:35:50 GMT]]>@alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/Haikyoneko/statuses/116582865316361469https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://famichiki.jp/users/Haikyoneko/statuses/116582865316361469Sat, 16 May 2026 06:35:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ on Sat, 16 May 2026 06:33:37 GMT]]>@alice truly the β€œmore of a question than a comment” section of the internet

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/116582856638829516https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/116582856638829516Sat, 16 May 2026 06:33:37 GMT