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  3. increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

    "intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions

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    @ana

    There was a line from the novelist Meg Wolitzer:

    "Everyone needs a wife; even wives need wives"

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    • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

      increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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      #31

      @ana #AI is #clankers 🤖 all the way down, and that’s why #wankers love 💕 it *so much!*

      #Resist #AIslop.

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      • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

        "intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions

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        #32

        @ana
        …and then a transbian will come and trans your AGI.

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        • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

          increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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          #33
          @ana

          https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2087649305/
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          • secretsloth@mastodon.artS secretsloth@mastodon.art

            @ana at which point all the tech bros will realize none of them agree on what AGI is and the cage fight will finally happen?

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            #34

            @secretsloth @ana Mummy said no...

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            • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

              increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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              #35

              @ana which, as we know, is physically impossible

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              • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                #36

                @ana
                AGI = Agreeable Girlfriend Impersonator

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                • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                  increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                  #37

                  @ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭

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                  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                    "intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions

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                    #38

                    @ana I was thinking about why techbros online treat other people like NPCs but believe the chatbot is sentient. Is it just the sycophancy? "I am smart so if someone agrees with me then they're also smart"

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                    • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                      increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                      #39

                      @ana

                      You mean Helen?

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_O%27Loy?wprov=sfla1

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                      • antlersoft@hachyderm.ioA antlersoft@hachyderm.io

                        @ana

                        That is literally the plot of "Ex Machina"

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                        #40

                        @antlersoft @ana And also Weird Science.

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                        • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                          increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                          #41

                          @ana

                          Going forward, all humanoid robots should look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, so we know where we stand.

                          Not saying it isn't also a sex bot, but still.

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                          • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                            increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                            #42

                            @ana leaning really, really hard into the “A is for artificial”

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                            • lyonsinbeta@mastodon.socialL lyonsinbeta@mastodon.social

                              @ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭

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                              #43

                              Challenge level: Impossible

                              @lyonsinbeta @ana

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                              • dzwiedziu@mastodon.socialD dzwiedziu@mastodon.social

                                @ana
                                …and then a transbian will come and trans your AGI.

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                                #44

                                @dzwiedziu @ana

                                All in the line of duty

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                                • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                  increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                                  @ana Nope sista, you making it look funny but funny it is not. Tech nerds refer to AGI as a religion, and it's a pretty shitty one at that. Look this name up: Jaron Lanier. He calls it like it is. More than a couple of lectures on YT. Good stuff.

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                                  • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                    AGI: a theoretical superintelligence better than humans at nearly any task (being my wife)

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                                    #46

                                    @ana lol

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                                    • ana@starlite.rodeoA ana@starlite.rodeo

                                      increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

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                                      #47

                                      @ana Artificial Girl Interest.

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