increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
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"intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions
@ana Makes sense. Some people have such inflated egos that disagreeing with them is basically considered a crime.
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana@starlite.rodeo Well... Um, Richard Dawkins found it... Man. I really wish I didn't have "those conversations" any more. Ah well.
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"intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
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"intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions
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…and then a transbian will come and trans your AGI. -
increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
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@ana at which point all the tech bros will realize none of them agree on what AGI is and the cage fight will finally happen?
@secretsloth @ana Mummy said no...
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana which, as we know, is physically impossible
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana
AGI = Agreeable Girlfriend Impersonator -
increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭
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"intelligence" is the scientific measure of how much someone else agrees with my opinions
@ana I was thinking about why techbros online treat other people like NPCs but believe the chatbot is sentient. Is it just the sycophancy? "I am smart so if someone agrees with me then they're also smart"
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
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That is literally the plot of "Ex Machina"
@antlersoft @ana And also Weird Science.
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
Going forward, all humanoid robots should look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, so we know where we stand.
Not saying it isn't also a sex bot, but still.
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana leaning really, really hard into the “A is for artificial”
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@ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭
Challenge level: Impossible
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…and then a transbian will come and trans your AGI.All in the line of duty
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana Nope sista, you making it look funny but funny it is not. Tech nerds refer to AGI as a religion, and it's a pretty shitty one at that. Look this name up: Jaron Lanier. He calls it like it is. More than a couple of lectures on YT. Good stuff.
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AGI: a theoretical superintelligence better than humans at nearly any task (being my wife)
@ana lol
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increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them
@ana Artificial Girl Interest.
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