<![CDATA[increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them]]>increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/563840de-9bd7-42ec-ac05-84900a33a4f1/increasingly-clear-that-when-tech-nerds-refer-to-agi-they-just-mean-trying-to-invent-a-type-of-girl-who-will-like-themRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 05:47:47 GMTWed, 06 May 2026 23:32:07 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Fri, 08 May 2026 05:36:54 GMT]]>@ana Artificial Girl Interest.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.europlus.zone/users/europlus/statuses/116537335100149098https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.europlus.zone/users/europlus/statuses/116537335100149098Fri, 08 May 2026 05:36:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 21:24:49 GMT]]>@ana lol

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thicc.horse/users/taurus/statuses/116535400195870245https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://thicc.horse/users/taurus/statuses/116535400195870245Thu, 07 May 2026 21:24:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 15:03:45 GMT]]>@ana Nope sista, you making it look funny but funny it is not. Tech nerds refer to AGI as a religion, and it's a pretty shitty one at that. Look this name up: Jaron Lanier. He calls it like it is. More than a couple of lectures on YT. Good stuff.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/ggherdov/statuses/116533901746319128https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/ggherdov/statuses/116533901746319128Thu, 07 May 2026 15:03:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:54:28 GMT]]>@dzwiedziu @ana

All in the line of duty

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/116533865266075020https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://starlite.rodeo/users/RobotDiver/statuses/116533865266075020Thu, 07 May 2026 14:54:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:37:24 GMT]]>Challenge level: Impossible

@lyonsinbeta @ana

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kpop.social/users/dogfox/statuses/116533798141747098https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kpop.social/users/dogfox/statuses/116533798141747098Thu, 07 May 2026 14:37:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:36:23 GMT]]>@ana leaning really, really hard into the “A is for artificial”

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://triangletoot.party/users/shovemedia/statuses/116533794152477385https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://triangletoot.party/users/shovemedia/statuses/116533794152477385Thu, 07 May 2026 14:36:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:34:18 GMT]]>@ana

Going forward, all humanoid robots should look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, so we know where we stand.

Not saying it isn't also a sex bot, but still.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glasgow.social/users/Phosphenes/statuses/116533785963646847https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://glasgow.social/users/Phosphenes/statuses/116533785963646847Thu, 07 May 2026 14:34:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:17:11 GMT]]>@antlersoft @ana And also Weird Science.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/robinadams/statuses/116533718630879201https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/robinadams/statuses/116533718630879201Thu, 07 May 2026 14:17:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 14:14:10 GMT]]>@ana

You mean Helen?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_O%27Loy?wprov=sfla1

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bertha.social/ap/users/116054147328405917/statuses/116533706807579867https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bertha.social/ap/users/116054147328405917/statuses/116533706807579867Thu, 07 May 2026 14:14:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 13:56:43 GMT]]>@ana I was thinking about why techbros online treat other people like NPCs but believe the chatbot is sentient. Is it just the sycophancy? "I am smart so if someone agrees with me then they're also smart"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/robinsyl/statuses/116533638168852639https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://meow.social/users/robinsyl/statuses/116533638168852639Thu, 07 May 2026 13:56:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 12:09:26 GMT]]>@ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lyonsinbeta/statuses/116533216334909797https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/lyonsinbeta/statuses/116533216334909797Thu, 07 May 2026 12:09:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 08:52:01 GMT]]>@ana
AGI = Agreeable Girlfriend Impersonator

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/jbiserkov/statuses/116532440048638343https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/jbiserkov/statuses/116532440048638343Thu, 07 May 2026 08:52:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 08:51:20 GMT]]>@ana which, as we know, is physically impossible

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116532437355961191https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/DoomHammerNG/statuses/116532437355961191Thu, 07 May 2026 08:51:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 08:50:13 GMT]]>@secretsloth @ana Mummy said no...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/syulang/statuses/116532432948014035https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://climatejustice.social/users/syulang/statuses/116532432948014035Thu, 07 May 2026 08:50:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 08:19:00 GMT]]>@ana

https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2087649305/]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.perceptiveconstructs.com/objects/8b0ecd6a-2762-41f3-a4e8-4566d96a5189https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.perceptiveconstructs.com/objects/8b0ecd6a-2762-41f3-a4e8-4566d96a5189Thu, 07 May 2026 08:19:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 07:50:40 GMT]]>@ana
…and then a transbian will come and trans your AGI.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dzwiedziu/statuses/116532198809147296https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/dzwiedziu/statuses/116532198809147296Thu, 07 May 2026 07:50:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 07:50:11 GMT]]>@ana is 🤖 all the way down, and that’s why love 💕 it *so much!*

.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.science/users/ChemicalEyeGuy/statuses/116532196926867246https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.science/users/ChemicalEyeGuy/statuses/116532196926867246Thu, 07 May 2026 07:50:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 07:12:16 GMT]]>@ana

There was a line from the novelist Meg Wolitzer:

"Everyone needs a wife; even wives need wives"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/tuban_muzuru/statuses/116532047819299246https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/tuban_muzuru/statuses/116532047819299246Thu, 07 May 2026 07:12:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 07:01:59 GMT]]>@ana@starlite.rodeo Well... Um, Richard Dawkins found it... Man. I really wish I didn't have "those conversations" any more. Ah well.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.openpsychology.net/notes/alypd28zmkrl00xyhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.openpsychology.net/notes/alypd28zmkrl00xyThu, 07 May 2026 07:01:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 06:09:10 GMT]]>@ana Makes sense. Some people have such inflated egos that disagreeing with them is basically considered a crime.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116529057237790496/statuses/116531799669110653https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116529057237790496/statuses/116531799669110653Thu, 07 May 2026 06:09:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 06:07:11 GMT]]>@ana these fools. LLM can describe entire worlds filled with people who like me.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/116531791897285984https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/lritter/statuses/116531791897285984Thu, 07 May 2026 06:07:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 03:25:44 GMT]]>@ana This.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/116531157026367465https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/carl/statuses/116531157026367465Thu, 07 May 2026 03:25:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 03:24:45 GMT]]>@ana

Dawkins already found his... 😬 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115736792646413589/statuses/116531153184881595https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115736792646413589/statuses/116531153184881595Thu, 07 May 2026 03:24:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:06:07 GMT]]>@ana IMO they go about it all wrong. They should start HRT. Be your own girl of your dreams, I say.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Gh0stlyM0use/statuses/116530843980197280https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/Gh0stlyM0use/statuses/116530843980197280Thu, 07 May 2026 02:06:07 GMT