increasingly clear that when tech nerds refer to "AGI" they just mean trying to invent a type of girl who will like them

[doomhammerng@mastodon.social]

@ana which, as we know, is physically impossible

[jbiserkov@mas.to]

@ana
AGI = Agreeable Girlfriend Impersonator

[lyonsinbeta@mastodon.social]

@ana AGI = "a girl interested". 🤭

[robinsyl@meow.social]

@ana I was thinking about why techbros online treat other people like NPCs but believe the chatbot is sentient. Is it just the sycophancy? "I am smart so if someone agrees with me then they're also smart"

[leonardof@bertha.social]

@ana

You mean Helen?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_O%27Loy?wprov=sfla1

[robinadams@mathstodon.xyz]

@antlersoft @ana And also Weird Science.

[phosphenes@glasgow.social]

@ana

Going forward, all humanoid robots should look like Arnold Schwarzenegger, so we know where we stand.

Not saying it isn't also a sex bot, but still.

[shovemedia@triangletoot.party]

@ana leaning really, really hard into the “A is for artificial”

[dogfox@kpop.social]

Challenge level: Impossible

@lyonsinbeta @ana

[robotdiver@starlite.rodeo]

@dzwiedziu @ana

All in the line of duty

[ggherdov@fosstodon.org]

@ana Nope sista, you making it look funny but funny it is not. Tech nerds refer to AGI as a religion, and it's a pretty shitty one at that. Look this name up: Jaron Lanier. He calls it like it is. More than a couple of lectures on YT. Good stuff.

[taurus@thicc.horse]

@ana lol

[europlus@social.europlus.zone]

@ana Artificial Girl Interest.