If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@phryk @catsalad Only if the the vegan who bit them was Count Duckula.

[randomdamage@infosec.exchange]

@phryk @catsalad they'd have to bite hard enough to not be vegan to spread the condition, which would prevent it from spreading.

So, No.

[the_gneech@meow.social]

@phryk @catsalad Only if it was a radioactive vegan. But the bite victim also gains the relative strength and speed of a vegan.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w
But with her track record of crashing syst... ooooh!

@catsalad

[chriscz@social.linux.pizza]

@catsalad depends on whether the bitten consents

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?

[sophie@social.translunar.academy]

@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w

Clearly you missed your calling and are wasting your abilities in infosec.

@catsalad we have found your chief of staff.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad Same. Depends on how hard they bite, in both cases.

[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Vegan vampires?

[hal_9000@chaos.social]

@catsalad Eating people is fine, you'll only have to check for maggots, trichinella and worms. Eating them is not vegan.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad if a vegan bites someone, they are no longer a vegan

[phryk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I mean, realistically, the case can be made… because kinky vegans are a thing and romantic partners tend to have a pretty big influence on each other.

[paveljanicek@mamutovo.cz]

@catsalad @Hal_9000 Correction: Eating **consenting** human is vegan.

Kids, remember to ask for a consent before eating someone

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @catsalad

during the summit

Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly

Foreign leader: reaches in for pets

Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!

But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@sophie @catsalad

Is there any legal mechanism to concentrate to be eaten by another person? ‍️

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3