If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w
But with her track record of crashing syst... ooooh!

@catsalad

[chriscz@social.linux.pizza]

@catsalad depends on whether the bitten consents

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?

[sophie@social.translunar.academy]

@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w

Clearly you missed your calling and are wasting your abilities in infosec.

@catsalad we have found your chief of staff.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad Same. Depends on how hard they bite, in both cases.

[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Vegan vampires?

[hal_9000@chaos.social]

@catsalad Eating people is fine, you'll only have to check for maggots, trichinella and worms. Eating them is not vegan.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad if a vegan bites someone, they are no longer a vegan

[phryk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I mean, realistically, the case can be made… because kinky vegans are a thing and romantic partners tend to have a pretty big influence on each other.

[paveljanicek@mamutovo.cz]

@catsalad @Hal_9000 Correction: Eating **consenting** human is vegan.

Kids, remember to ask for a consent before eating someone

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @catsalad

during the summit

Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly

Foreign leader: reaches in for pets

Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!

But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@sophie @catsalad

Is there any legal mechanism to concentrate to be eaten by another person? ‍️

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@cR0w @jackryder @catsalad

In a stunning reversal of white house fiscal policy today, President Toonces veto'd the Senate's bi-petisan economic stimulus bill by batting it off the edge of the Resolute desk, then shredding it with her claws. When asked for comment during today's press briefing the President responded only "Meorw." For more, we turn now to Cat News Network's Neko Nakamura, senior White House Catespondant.. Neko, this must come as a blow to the senate Feline majority leaders..

[ekkihugsa@hollow.raccoon.quest]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange as a vegan, I only refuse to bite animals (except for the occasional insect that chooses to travel visa-free through my alimentary canal)

humans are fair game

[dalias@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Missing "depends on if they consent". Isn't that what veganism is about?