If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
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@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out.
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@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?
Clearly you missed your calling and are wasting your abilities in infosec.
@catsalad we have found your chief of staff.
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@catsalad More pertinent: If a vegan bites someone, does that someone become a vegan?
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
@catsalad Vegan vampires?
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@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?
@catsalad Eating people is fine, you'll only have to check for maggots, trichinella and worms. Eating them is not vegan.
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@catsalad More pertinent: If a vegan bites someone, does that someone become a vegan?
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@catsalad More pertinent: If a vegan bites someone, does that someone become a vegan?
@catsalad I mean, realistically, the case can be made… because kinky vegans are a thing and romantic partners tend to have a pretty big influence on each other.
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@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?
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during the summit
Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly
Foreign leader: reaches in for pets
Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!
But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.
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@catsalad only if they swallow
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@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes
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during the summit
Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly
Foreign leader: reaches in for pets
Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!
But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.
@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3
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@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?
In a stunning reversal of white house fiscal policy today, President Toonces veto'd the Senate's bi-petisan economic stimulus bill by batting it off the edge of the Resolute desk, then shredding it with her claws. When asked for comment during today's press briefing the President responded only "Meorw." For more, we turn now to Cat News Network's Neko Nakamura, senior White House Catespondant.. Neko, this must come as a blow to the senate Feline majority leaders..
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
@catsalad@infosec.exchange as a vegan, I only refuse to bite animals (except for the occasional insect that chooses to travel visa-free through my alimentary canal)
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
@catsalad Missing "depends on if they consent".
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@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3
This is completely off-topic but adorable and ya'll might like it. It's a web comic...
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In a stunning reversal of white house fiscal policy today, President Toonces veto'd the Senate's bi-petisan economic stimulus bill by batting it off the edge of the Resolute desk, then shredding it with her claws. When asked for comment during today's press briefing the President responded only "Meorw." For more, we turn now to Cat News Network's Neko Nakamura, senior White House Catespondant.. Neko, this must come as a blow to the senate Feline majority leaders..
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
@catsalad@infosec.exchange Depends on whether the biting was consensual, surely?
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@catsalad Vegan vampires?
@lukeharby @catsalad They bite maple trees.
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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?
@catsalad only if the bitee is vegan.
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