If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan?

[hal_9000@chaos.social]

@catsalad Vegan is only about animals. Eating humans is totaly vegan.

[html_entities@mastodon.social]

@catsalad key is that you now have two werevegans

[octothorpe@mastodon.online]

@catsalad The person they bit becomes vegan

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad CatSalad for President

[brendan@zenarca.de]

@catsalad It's not the biting so much as the chewing and swallowing

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@phryk @catsalad Only if the the vegan who bit them was Count Duckula.

[randomdamage@infosec.exchange]

@phryk @catsalad they'd have to bite hard enough to not be vegan to spread the condition, which would prevent it from spreading.

So, No.

[the_gneech@meow.social]

@phryk @catsalad Only if it was a radioactive vegan. But the bite victim also gains the relative strength and speed of a vegan.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w
But with her track record of crashing syst... ooooh!

@catsalad

[chriscz@social.linux.pizza]

@catsalad depends on whether the bitten consents

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?

[sophie@social.translunar.academy]

@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out.

[jackryder@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w

Clearly you missed your calling and are wasting your abilities in infosec.

@catsalad we have found your chief of staff.

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad Same. Depends on how hard they bite, in both cases.

[lukeharby@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Vegan vampires?

[hal_9000@chaos.social]

@catsalad Eating people is fine, you'll only have to check for maggots, trichinella and worms. Eating them is not vegan.

[lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social]

@phryk @catsalad if a vegan bites someone, they are no longer a vegan

[phryk@mastodon.social]

@catsalad I mean, realistically, the case can be made… because kinky vegans are a thing and romantic partners tend to have a pretty big influence on each other.