I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one.
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@fesshole wonder what the parent/guardian thought when they realised their five-year-old had wandered out of sight long enough to receive eleven really loud whistles from a total stranger
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole I know exactly what five year olds do with those and I hate it
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@severtz yes, "five y/o"
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole That kid didn’t just collect whistles… she acquired instant chaos privileges
Somewhere in that park, parents probably discovered a new level of “why is everything so loud?” they didn’t sign up for.
You didn’t buy whistles… you unknowingly funded a 5-year-old’s sound-based expansion pack.
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@severtz yes, "five y/o"
@jackeric Why?
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@severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though
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@severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though
@jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.
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@jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.
@severtz ah, dammit, I missed a golden opportunity to use the Scarfolk "For more information, please re-read" line
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole I love this story... 5 seems a bit young for it though!
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole Swapped ten of them for lollies of course.
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
Made 10 friends happy.
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole gave them to their friends?
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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.
@fesshole Protest rally
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