<![CDATA[I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one.]]>I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/2127f2e3-2af9-4b9f-a4d5-b1abab898860/i-opened-a-package-while-walking-through-the-park-and-signed-because-i-d-accidentally-bought-a-dozen-whistles-instead-of-just-one.RSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 02:46:03 GMTSun, 10 May 2026 21:20:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Mon, 11 May 2026 03:17:36 GMT]]>@fesshole Protest rally

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/alexanderdyas/statuses/116553774293616211https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mindly.social/users/alexanderdyas/statuses/116553774293616211Mon, 11 May 2026 03:17:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Mon, 11 May 2026 00:49:25 GMT]]>@fesshole gave them to their friends?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JustinMac84/statuses/116553191608537296https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/JustinMac84/statuses/116553191608537296Mon, 11 May 2026 00:49:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Mon, 11 May 2026 00:09:10 GMT]]>@fesshole

Made 10 friends happy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SpaceLifeForm/statuses/116553033366677742https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/SpaceLifeForm/statuses/116553033366677742Mon, 11 May 2026 00:09:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:48:54 GMT]]>@fesshole Swapped ten of them for lollies of course.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/dshan/statuses/116552717735047786https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.au/users/dshan/statuses/116552717735047786Sun, 10 May 2026 22:48:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:43:54 GMT]]>@fesshole I love this story... 5 seems a bit young for it though!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/kitten_tech/statuses/116552698091892239https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/kitten_tech/statuses/116552698091892239Sun, 10 May 2026 22:43:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:23:31 GMT]]>@severtz ah, dammit, I missed a golden opportunity to use the Scarfolk "For more information, please re-read" line 😄

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552617924813072https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552617924813072Sun, 10 May 2026 22:23:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:09:11 GMT]]>@jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552561534125213https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552561534125213Sun, 10 May 2026 22:09:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:06:19 GMT]]>@severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552550297766937https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552550297766937Sun, 10 May 2026 22:06:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 22:05:44 GMT]]>@jackeric Why?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552547994240950https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552547994240950Sun, 10 May 2026 22:05:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 21:31:45 GMT]]>@fesshole That kid didn’t just collect whistles… she acquired instant chaos privileges 😭🎺

Somewhere in that park, parents probably discovered a new level of “why is everything so loud?” they didn’t sign up for.

You didn’t buy whistles… you unknowingly funded a 5-year-old’s sound-based expansion pack.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116552376600823494/statuses/116552414383083339https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/116552376600823494/statuses/116552414383083339Sun, 10 May 2026 21:31:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 21:26:27 GMT]]>@severtz yes, "five y/o"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552393506945229https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552393506945229Sun, 10 May 2026 21:26:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 21:25:22 GMT]]>@fesshole I know exactly what five year olds do with those and I hate it 😂

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/h5e/statuses/116552389250467041https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tech.lgbt/users/h5e/statuses/116552389250467041Sun, 10 May 2026 21:25:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 21:22:27 GMT]]>@jackeric @fesshole "five-year-old"?

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552377821093093https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.online/users/severtz/statuses/116552377821093093Sun, 10 May 2026 21:22:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. on Sun, 10 May 2026 21:21:19 GMT]]>@fesshole wonder what the parent/guardian thought when they realised their five-year-old had wandered out of sight long enough to receive eleven really loud whistles from a total stranger

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552373370116965https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/jackeric/statuses/116552373370116965Sun, 10 May 2026 21:21:19 GMT