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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

    h5e@tech.lgbtH This user is from outside of this forum
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    h5e@tech.lgbt
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    @fesshole I know exactly what five year olds do with those and I hate it 😂

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    • S severtz@mastodon.online

      @jackeric @fesshole "five-year-old"?

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      @severtz yes, "five y/o"

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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        @fesshole That kid didn’t just collect whistles… she acquired instant chaos privileges 😭🎺

        Somewhere in that park, parents probably discovered a new level of “why is everything so loud?” they didn’t sign up for.

        You didn’t buy whistles… you unknowingly funded a 5-year-old’s sound-based expansion pack.

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        • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

          @severtz yes, "five y/o"

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          severtz@mastodon.online
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          @jackeric Why?

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          • S severtz@mastodon.online

            @jackeric Why?

            jackeric@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            jackeric@beige.party
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            @severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though

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            • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

              @severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though

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              severtz@mastodon.online
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              @jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.

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              • S severtz@mastodon.online

                @jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.

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                @severtz ah, dammit, I missed a golden opportunity to use the Scarfolk "For more information, please re-read" line 😄

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                  @fesshole I love this story... 5 seems a bit young for it though!

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                    @fesshole Swapped ten of them for lollies of course.

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                      spacelifeform@infosec.exchange
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                      @fesshole

                      Made 10 friends happy.

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                        justinmac84@mastodon.social
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                        @fesshole gave them to their friends?

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                          @fesshole Protest rally

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