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I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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    I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

    jackeric@beige.partyJ h5e@tech.lgbtH uwindia@mastodon.socialU kitten_tech@fosstodon.orgK dshan@mastodon.auD 8 Replies Last reply
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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

      jackeric@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      jackeric@beige.party
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      @fesshole wonder what the parent/guardian thought when they realised their five-year-old had wandered out of sight long enough to receive eleven really loud whistles from a total stranger

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      • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

        @fesshole wonder what the parent/guardian thought when they realised their five-year-old had wandered out of sight long enough to receive eleven really loud whistles from a total stranger

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        severtz@mastodon.online
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        @jackeric @fesshole "five-year-old"?

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

          h5e@tech.lgbtH This user is from outside of this forum
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          h5e@tech.lgbt
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          @fesshole I know exactly what five year olds do with those and I hate it 😂

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            @jackeric @fesshole "five-year-old"?

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            @severtz yes, "five y/o"

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

              uwindia@mastodon.socialU This user is from outside of this forum
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              @fesshole That kid didn’t just collect whistles… she acquired instant chaos privileges 😭🎺

              Somewhere in that park, parents probably discovered a new level of “why is everything so loud?” they didn’t sign up for.

              You didn’t buy whistles… you unknowingly funded a 5-year-old’s sound-based expansion pack.

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              • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                @severtz yes, "five y/o"

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                severtz@mastodon.online
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                @jackeric Why?

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                  @jackeric Why?

                  jackeric@beige.partyJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  jackeric@beige.party
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                  @severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though

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                  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                    @severtz I have no idea what you're on about, sorry. Good luck though

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                    severtz@mastodon.online
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                    @jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.

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                      @jackeric Sorry, I missed that the OP specified it.

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                      @severtz ah, dammit, I missed a golden opportunity to use the Scarfolk "For more information, please re-read" line 😄

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

                        kitten_tech@fosstodon.orgK This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fesshole I love this story... 5 seems a bit young for it though!

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                          @fesshole Swapped ten of them for lollies of course.

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                          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                            I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                            spacelifeform@infosec.exchange
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                            @fesshole

                            Made 10 friends happy.

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                            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                              I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                              justinmac84@mastodon.social
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                              @fesshole gave them to their friends?

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                              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                I opened a package while walking through the park and signed because I'd accidentally bought a dozen whistles instead of just one. A kid asked why I sighed and I explained. She then asked for the other eleven. I wonder what a five y/o did with eleven really loud whistles.

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                                @fesshole Protest rally

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