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  3. inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

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  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

    I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

    It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

    If only you could yell it’s full name

    Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

    digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineerD This user is from outside of this forum
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    digitalfox@yip.vulpine.engineer
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    #7

    @qdot Ooh, you're writing data MiniDiscs with instructions for these folks? :3

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    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

      If only you could yell it’s full name

      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

      root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
      root@possum.cityR This user is from outside of this forum
      root@possum.city
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      #8

      @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude GenAI Anthropic, you get in here this instant!

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      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

        If only you could yell it’s full name

        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

        alienghic@timeloop.cafeA This user is from outside of this forum
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        alienghic@timeloop.cafe
        wrote last edited by
        #9

        @qdot

        Caulde Butthead Anthropic?

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        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

          I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

          It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

          If only you could yell it’s full name

          Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

          ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.gardenK This user is from outside of this forum
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          ka_so@mastodon.octofriends.garden
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          #10

          @qdot it's NMN, of course /j

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          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

            If only you could yell it’s full name

            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

            piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
            piku@blahaj.zoneP This user is from outside of this forum
            piku@blahaj.zone
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            #11

            @qdot@buttplug.engineer Claude Amodei Anthropic

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            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

              inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

              for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

              sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
              sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS This user is from outside of this forum
              sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe
              wrote last edited by
              #12

              @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

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              • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                markstos@urbanists.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                markstos@urbanists.social
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                #13

                @qdot Try adding SHARED-CODING-STANDARDS.md, putting your ideas for less annoying practices in there and submit a PR for the the team to review.

                Coding to avoid every team member's individual annoyances is not the way.

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                • darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD darkrat@chaosfurs.social

                  @qdot clanker?

                  qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  qdot@buttplug.engineer
                  wrote last edited by
                  #14

                  @darkrat *clunkie

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                  • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                    @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                    qdot@buttplug.engineerQ This user is from outside of this forum
                    qdot@buttplug.engineer
                    wrote last edited by
                    #15

                    @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

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                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                      I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                      It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                      If only you could yell it’s full name

                      Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                      gramarye@bark.lgbtG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      gramarye@bark.lgbt
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                      #16

                      @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

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                      • indigoviolet@tech.lgbtI indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                        @qdot this is how the median engineer is gonna be in a few years unfortunatel-I’M SORRY WHAT IS THAT DOMAIN NAME

                        benjamineskola@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #17

                        @indigoviolet @qdot “I should share this at work … oh. maybe not”

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                        • sudo_eatpant@critter.cafeS sudo_eatpant@critter.cafe

                          @qdot CLOUD.md (ascii art of a cloud)

                          nemeciii@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #18

                          @sudo_EatPant @qdot

                          Insert Old Man Yells at Cloud meme here.

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                          • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                            I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                            It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                            If only you could yell it’s full name

                            Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                            drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                            #19

                            @qdot Fred.

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                            • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                              @indigoviolet buttplug dot engineer. It’s just my job title.

                              darkrat@chaosfurs.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              darkrat@chaosfurs.social
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                              #20

                              @qdot @indigoviolet the OG vibe coder

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                              • gramarye@bark.lgbtG gramarye@bark.lgbt

                                @qdot whatever model you want to address: CLAUDE SONNET ANTHROPIC! You get over here this instant!

                                jesstheunstill@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange
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                                #21

                                @gramarye @qdot Claude Fourpointfive Anthropic

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                                • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                  I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                  It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                  If only you could yell it’s full name

                                  Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                  dpnash@c.imD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  dpnash@c.im
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                                  #22

                                  @qdot

                                  > “… what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name”

                                  “Mis”

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                                  • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                    inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                    for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                    flippac@types.plF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #23

                                    @qdot you've got repos full of personalised LARTs? Nice!

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                                    • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                      inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                      for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                      irrationalmethod@social.coopI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #24

                                      @qdot I sincerely appreciate your instance name being attached to this post, as it might be the only thing stopping me from sharing this on a work chat.😅

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                                      • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                        I love that CLAUDE.md follows the usual all caps of README/CHANGELOG.

                                        It feels like you’re Claude’s mom yelling at it from the porch to stop playing in the street

                                        If only you could yell it’s full name

                                        Like what even is Claude Anthropic’s middle name

                                        overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                        overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                        overflo@23.social
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #25

                                        @qdot

                                        ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86

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                                        • qdot@buttplug.engineerQ qdot@buttplug.engineer

                                          inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

                                          for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

                                          wnd@fosstodon.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wnd@fosstodon.org
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                                          #26

                                          @qdot an ill communication

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