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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

    Everything “HP” is terrible.

    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

    leah@blahaj.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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    @thomasfuchs the calculators were great tho!

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

      gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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      @thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man

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      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

        @thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man

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        @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

          Everything “HP” is terrible.

          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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          @thomasfuchs in spanish HP is Hijo de Puta

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          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

            Everything “HP” is terrible.

            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

            ben@s.djehuti.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #6

            @thomasfuchs And I never have enough hit points either. Or horizontal pitch for my modular synths.

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            • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

              @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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              @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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                @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                  Everything “HP” is terrible.

                  The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                  @thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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                    @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                    • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                      @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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                      #11

                      @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                        Everything “HP” is terrible.

                        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                        #12

                        @thomasfuchs good observation here

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                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                          @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                            Everything “HP” is terrible.

                            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                            @thomasfuchs

                            Their logo
                            https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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                            • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

                              @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                              @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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                              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                  Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                  The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                  #17

                                  @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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                                  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                    @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                                    @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                    • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                                      @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                      @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                        @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                          @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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