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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    marshray@infosec.exchangeM This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets “Don’t have a cow, man.”

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    • jonoleth@mastodon.socialJ jonoleth@mastodon.social

      @sundogplanets "Det är ingen ko på isen så länge rumpan är i land", or "No cow is on the ice so long as their butt is on shore"

      Meaning "Don't worry about it" cause the cows aren't going to drown even if the ice breaks

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      @jonoleth @sundogplanets In Danish we seem to have dropped the last half of that, so we just have "there's no cow on the ice" = "don't worry". I had no idea there was a longer version that actually made sense 😄
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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        anna@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets In Dutch we say "Dat is een waarheid als een koe", which literally translates to "That is a truth like a cow", meaning that it is *very* true. I guess b/c you cannot avoid a cow when it is in front of you.

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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          @sundogplanets
          The cheese stans alone.

          Stands? No. That can't be right.

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          • anna@mathstodon.xyzA anna@mathstodon.xyz

            @sundogplanets In Dutch we say "Dat is een waarheid als een koe", which literally translates to "That is a truth like a cow", meaning that it is *very* true. I guess b/c you cannot avoid a cow when it is in front of you.

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            @sundogplanets We also say "Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put", which translates to "One closes the well after the calf has drowned", meaning that measures to prevent something bad from happening only happen after that bad thing has already happened.

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              shivers@mastodon.ieS This user is from outside of this forum
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              @sundogplanets Irish seanfhocal (literally: oldword - means proverb or old phrase) about cows.
              Bíonn adharca fada ar na ba thar lear - There are long horns on the cows overseas - Sort of like far away hills are green - they've got bigger cows over there!

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              • anna@mathstodon.xyzA anna@mathstodon.xyz

                @sundogplanets We also say "Als het kalf verdronken is, dempt men de put", which translates to "One closes the well after the calf has drowned", meaning that measures to prevent something bad from happening only happen after that bad thing has already happened.

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                @sundogplanets We also say "Over koetjes and kalfjes praten". Literal translation: "talking about cows and calfs", and it means making small talk.

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                  @sundogplanets Hey diddle diddle- the cow jumped over the moon. Supposedly source of saying “over the moon” as in extremely happy.

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                  • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                    @sundogplanets "He has a face like a cow licking piss off a nettle"

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                    @sundogplanets An Irish language one:

                    An lao ite i mbolg na bó

                    Which literally means "The calf eaten in the belly of the cow" which is a version of "don't count your chickens before they hatch"

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                      @amin @sundogplanets
                      In Finnish we used to say "A man without a horse is a man without worries"
                      but now we are definitely far away from any cows, sorry

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                      • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

                        @sundogplanets one more German one: "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut" literraly: Doesn't fit on a cow skin, cow skin as in raw material for parchment.

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                        @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets another German one: "Die Kuh vom Eis holen." Moving the cow from the ice. the meaning is to solve a difficult but urgent problem.

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          @sundogplanets In French: "Il pleut comme vache qui pisse", "It's raining like a pissing cow".

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                          • anna@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @sundogplanets There used to be a slogan for firework safety awareness, which was: "Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt". Literal translation: You are a cow if you do stunts with fireworks.

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                            • anna@mathstodon.xyzA anna@mathstodon.xyz

                              @sundogplanets There used to be a slogan for firework safety awareness, which was: "Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt". Literal translation: You are a cow if you do stunts with fireworks.

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                              @sundogplanets probably more but I have a meeting now 😬

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                              • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                                @sundogplanets An Irish language one:

                                An lao ite i mbolg na bó

                                Which literally means "The calf eaten in the belly of the cow" which is a version of "don't count your chickens before they hatch"

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                                @sundogplanets
                                Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

                                Good health is better than lots of cattle

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                  @sundogplanets You might attract more flies with honey but you'll load more cattle with a two-by-four.

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                    @sundogplanets in German you say "that way we get the cow off the ice" to describe zhe solution to an imminent problem

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                      alex@social.alexschroeder.chA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @sundogplanets In Swiss German: Es isch dunkel wie innere Chue. "It's dark like inside a cow."

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                        @sundogplanets That's udderly useless.

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                                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                          @sundogplanets
                                          Finnish:
                                          Laskee kuin lehmän häntä
                                          (Something) drops (decreases) like a cow's tail

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