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Dear app developers,I have never had the desire to review an app.

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  • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

    Dear app developers,
    I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
    Sincerely,
    Every smartphone user ever

    gneilyo@mastodon.onlineG This user is from outside of this forum
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    @malwarejake Nag me for a review or a survey if you want some negative feedback

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    • kajer@infosec.exchangeK kajer@infosec.exchange

      @malwarejake until you reinstall for literally any reason, and get mandatory new-user hints and tips and intros and tutorials....

      I have 8000 hours in this program, I'm not a new user damnit.

      references: gestures broadly at ALL SOFTWARE

      barsk@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #37

      @kajer not showing any new user hints would require the app to save some data about you and remember that you have used the app before even if you uninstall the app. Would you be fine with this?

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      • barsk@infosec.exchangeB barsk@infosec.exchange

        @kajer not showing any new user hints would require the app to save some data about you and remember that you have used the app before even if you uninstall the app. Would you be fine with this?

        kajer@infosec.exchangeK This user is from outside of this forum
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        #38

        @barsk one would think a simple "are you new here? y/n" prompt wold be just fine.

        OoBE should ALWAYS be optional. Always

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        • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

          Dear app developers,
          I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
          Sincerely,
          Every smartphone user ever

          merovius@chaos.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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          wrote last edited by
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          @malwarejake @robpike Every time this annoys me, I leave a 1* review – they insisted, after all…

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          • A argentum@mas.to

            @Kishi @mattblaze @jernej__s @malwarejake that is if your review even stands! I’ve had a couple of reviews taken down for “Violation of Apple Media Services Terms and Conditions”. I think devs report bad reviews to avoid their rating from going down.

            yrrsinn@chaos.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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            @argentum @Kishi @mattblaze @jernej__s @malwarejake don't make the review to bad or hard. Give the app half the stars or points or whatever and note the review function brought you here. After that mention the usual problems of, e.g. package pickup boxes with bluetooth and their apps ...

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            • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

              @malwarejake I'm especially put off by the popups that interrupt me as soon as I open the app. "Do you love the FedEx app?" No, I just want to track my fucking package. And that's a really stalker-y way to ask, frankly.

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              #41

              @mattblaze @malwarejake someone observed to me recently that, even though the money to pay for the delivery ultimately came from you, delivery services don’t consider you, the recipient, their paying customer. It really stuck with me how it is a bit of a perverse incentive structure…

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              • 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange0 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

                @mattblaze @malwarejake someone observed to me recently that, even though the money to pay for the delivery ultimately came from you, delivery services don’t consider you, the recipient, their paying customer. It really stuck with me how it is a bit of a perverse incentive structure…

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                #42

                @0xabad1dea @mattblaze @malwarejake

                Ditto for Amazon reviews, or delivery reviews and ratings.

                The package arrived. They already know this. Why ask me if it was good, bad or indifferent?! 🙄🤷‍♂️

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                • mattblaze@federate.socialM mattblaze@federate.social

                  @malwarejake I'm especially put off by the popups that interrupt me as soon as I open the app. "Do you love the FedEx app?" No, I just want to track my fucking package. And that's a really stalker-y way to ask, frankly.

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                  #43

                  @mattblaze @malwarejake a little inside baseball: they prompt that way because that popup isn’t the review request. That’s the pre-review request, if you say no it’s all you’ll see, if you say yes they’ll then pop the OS review request dialogue having pre-filtered anyone who was going to leave a bad review. Yes, that’s as shady as it sounds.

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                  • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                    Dear app developers,
                    I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                    Sincerely,
                    Every smartphone user ever

                    sldrant@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #44

                    @malwarejake @OpinionatedGeek I'm getting to the point of leaving 1 star reviews of "keeps insisting on a review"

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                    • sldrant@mastodon.socialS sldrant@mastodon.social

                      @malwarejake @OpinionatedGeek I'm getting to the point of leaving 1 star reviews of "keeps insisting on a review"

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                      #45

                      @sldrant @malwarejake Funnily enough TrustPilot took down my review of a service where I said much the same thing you said. I gave up trusting TrustPilot after that.

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                      • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                        Dear app developers,
                        I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                        Sincerely,
                        Every smartphone user ever

                        standev@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        standev@mstdn.social
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                        #46

                        @malwarejake “okay I’ll give you a review but you’re not gonna like it”

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                        • malwarejake@infosec.exchangeM malwarejake@infosec.exchange

                          Dear app developers,
                          I have never had the desire to review an app. Prompting me to leave a review doe not make me want to do it any more. Making me click multiple times to dismiss your "nudge" and get back to using the app just makes me want to uninstall it.
                          Sincerely,
                          Every smartphone user ever

                          lunarloony@dosgame.clubL This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #47

                          @malwarejake On a scale of 0 to 10, how likely are you to recommend [insert SaaS app here] to a friend or colleague?

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                          • kajer@infosec.exchangeK kajer@infosec.exchange

                            @barsk one would think a simple "are you new here? y/n" prompt wold be just fine.

                            OoBE should ALWAYS be optional. Always

                            barsk@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #48

                            @kajer an easy way to skip everything is nice.

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                            • ohir@social.vivaldi.netO This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #49

                              @mathew
                              > Do you read their spam?

                              Strawman.

                              I do not _install_ spam messages for the features I want to use on my phone.

                              @malwarejake

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