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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!

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  • anna@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
    anna@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
    anna@mathstodon.xyz
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    #50

    @sundogplanets There used to be a slogan for firework safety awareness, which was: "Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt". Literal translation: You are a cow if you do stunts with fireworks.

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    • anna@mathstodon.xyzA anna@mathstodon.xyz

      @sundogplanets There used to be a slogan for firework safety awareness, which was: "Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt". Literal translation: You are a cow if you do stunts with fireworks.

      anna@mathstodon.xyzA This user is from outside of this forum
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      #51

      @sundogplanets probably more but I have a meeting now 😬

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      • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

        @sundogplanets An Irish language one:

        An lao ite i mbolg na bó

        Which literally means "The calf eaten in the belly of the cow" which is a version of "don't count your chickens before they hatch"

        ccferrie@mastodon.ieC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #52

        @sundogplanets
        Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

        Good health is better than lots of cattle

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

          resipiscent@sfba.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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          resipiscent@sfba.social
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          #53

          @sundogplanets You might attract more flies with honey but you'll load more cattle with a two-by-four.

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

            kekskopf@digitalcourage.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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            #54

            @sundogplanets in German you say "that way we get the cow off the ice" to describe zhe solution to an imminent problem

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              alex@social.alexschroeder.chA This user is from outside of this forum
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              alex@social.alexschroeder.ch
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              #55

              @sundogplanets In Swiss German: Es isch dunkel wie innere Chue. "It's dark like inside a cow."

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                emmapaulay@mastodon.greenE This user is from outside of this forum
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                #56

                @sundogplanets That's udderly useless.

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                  immersfer@mementomori.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #57

                  @sundogplanets
                  Finnish:
                  Laskee kuin lehmän häntä
                  (Something) drops (decreases) like a cow's tail

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                    tanghus@freeradical.zoneT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #58

                    @sundogplanets In Danish: "der er ingen ko på isen". There's no cow on the ice, meaning don't worry, no problems/danger
                    https://ordnet.dk/ddo/ordbog?subentry_id=59005163&query=der+er+ingen+ko+p%C3%A5+isen.

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                      isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #59

                      @sundogplanets

                      My feed:

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                        renedamkot@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #60

                        @sundogplanets dutch:
                        De koe bij de horens vatten.

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                          sagesse@norden.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #61

                          @sundogplanets
                          Eine Milchmädchenrechnung =
                          a milkmaid's calculation

                          meaning, it doesn't add up.

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                            selje@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #62

                            @sundogplanets
                            Cow puns how udderly delightful

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                              psneeze@mastodon.ieP This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #63

                              @sundogplanets

                              – 'Nearly' never bulled a cow

                              – As useful as tits on a bull

                              – To every cow its calf, to every book its copy. (A copyright ruling by King Diarmait mac Cerbaill in Ireland circa CE 561)

                              – He has his own cow in the ditch (Finnish: He is putting his own interests over those of the community)

                              – There won't be a cow milked in [place] tonight (Ireland: People in that place will be too busy celebrating their team's win)

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                muddle@infosec.exchange
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                                #64

                                @sundogplanets Sometimes you got to be the Mrs. O'Leary's cow that you want to see in the world.

                                (a bit overwrought, sorry)

                                #ThisIsNotFine
                                #AlsoCowTools

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                  isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @sundogplanets

                                  "We'll have to let her down gently"

                                  Sounds innocuous enough, unless you have a cow which has got into the clover patch, and now has a bloated stomach, which is causing all sorts of internal distress.
                                  The vet uses a large needle, and a stabby motion, to let the cow down - like letting a balloon down, not disappointing someone.

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                                  • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

                                    @sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
                                    (hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")

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                                    @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets
                                    Wow, excellent translation! Congrats!

                                    (Until a few seconds ago, I would have considered this utterly untranslateable.)

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                                    • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                                      @sundogplanets
                                      Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

                                      Good health is better than lots of cattle

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                                      @sundogplanets
                                      Is deacair adharca a chur ar bhó mhaol.

                                      Literally "It's hard to put horns on a hornless cow", a version of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

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                                      • toke@social.kernel.orgT toke@social.kernel.org
                                        @jonoleth @sundogplanets In Danish we seem to have dropped the last half of that, so we just have "there's no cow on the ice" = "don't worry". I had no idea there was a longer version that actually made sense 😄
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                                        @toke @sundogplanets "ingen ko på isen" is the normal Swedish saying too, I just enjoy the archaic version more 😛

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                                        • psneeze@mastodon.ieP psneeze@mastodon.ie

                                          @sundogplanets

                                          – 'Nearly' never bulled a cow

                                          – As useful as tits on a bull

                                          – To every cow its calf, to every book its copy. (A copyright ruling by King Diarmait mac Cerbaill in Ireland circa CE 561)

                                          – He has his own cow in the ditch (Finnish: He is putting his own interests over those of the community)

                                          – There won't be a cow milked in [place] tonight (Ireland: People in that place will be too busy celebrating their team's win)

                                          oisin@mastodon.ieO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          oisin@mastodon.ie
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                                          @psneeze @sundogplanets

                                          Unpleasant but trenchant:

                                          "that lad is about as useful as a blind tit on a dead heifer"

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