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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    emmapaulay@mastodon.greenE This user is from outside of this forum
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    emmapaulay@mastodon.green
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    @sundogplanets That's udderly useless.

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

      immersfer@mementomori.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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      immersfer@mementomori.social
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      #57

      @sundogplanets
      Finnish:
      Laskee kuin lehmän häntä
      (Something) drops (decreases) like a cow's tail

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        tanghus@freeradical.zoneT This user is from outside of this forum
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        #58

        @sundogplanets In Danish: "der er ingen ko på isen". There's no cow on the ice, meaning don't worry, no problems/danger
        https://ordnet.dk/ddo/ordbog?subentry_id=59005163&query=der+er+ingen+ko+p%C3%A5+isen.

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

          isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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          isol@mastodon.au
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          #59

          @sundogplanets

          My feed:

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

            renedamkot@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #60

            @sundogplanets dutch:
            De koe bij de horens vatten.

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              sagesse@norden.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              sagesse@norden.social
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              #61

              @sundogplanets
              Eine Milchmädchenrechnung =
              a milkmaid's calculation

              meaning, it doesn't add up.

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                selje@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                selje@mastodon.social
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                #62

                @sundogplanets
                Cow puns how udderly delightful

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                  psneeze@mastodon.ieP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @sundogplanets

                  – 'Nearly' never bulled a cow

                  – As useful as tits on a bull

                  – To every cow its calf, to every book its copy. (A copyright ruling by King Diarmait mac Cerbaill in Ireland circa CE 561)

                  – He has his own cow in the ditch (Finnish: He is putting his own interests over those of the community)

                  – There won't be a cow milked in [place] tonight (Ireland: People in that place will be too busy celebrating their team's win)

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                    muddle@infosec.exchange
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                    #64

                    @sundogplanets Sometimes you got to be the Mrs. O'Leary's cow that you want to see in the world.

                    (a bit overwrought, sorry)

                    #ThisIsNotFine
                    #AlsoCowTools

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                      isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #65

                      @sundogplanets

                      "We'll have to let her down gently"

                      Sounds innocuous enough, unless you have a cow which has got into the clover patch, and now has a bloated stomach, which is causing all sorts of internal distress.
                      The vet uses a large needle, and a stabby motion, to let the cow down - like letting a balloon down, not disappointing someone.

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                      • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

                        @sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
                        (hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")

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                        @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets
                        Wow, excellent translation! Congrats!

                        (Until a few seconds ago, I would have considered this utterly untranslateable.)

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                        • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                          @sundogplanets
                          Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

                          Good health is better than lots of cattle

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                          #67

                          @sundogplanets
                          Is deacair adharca a chur ar bhó mhaol.

                          Literally "It's hard to put horns on a hornless cow", a version of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

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                          • toke@social.kernel.orgT toke@social.kernel.org
                            @jonoleth @sundogplanets In Danish we seem to have dropped the last half of that, so we just have "there's no cow on the ice" = "don't worry". I had no idea there was a longer version that actually made sense 😄
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                            @toke @sundogplanets "ingen ko på isen" is the normal Swedish saying too, I just enjoy the archaic version more 😛

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                            • psneeze@mastodon.ieP psneeze@mastodon.ie

                              @sundogplanets

                              – 'Nearly' never bulled a cow

                              – As useful as tits on a bull

                              – To every cow its calf, to every book its copy. (A copyright ruling by King Diarmait mac Cerbaill in Ireland circa CE 561)

                              – He has his own cow in the ditch (Finnish: He is putting his own interests over those of the community)

                              – There won't be a cow milked in [place] tonight (Ireland: People in that place will be too busy celebrating their team's win)

                              oisin@mastodon.ieO This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @psneeze @sundogplanets

                              Unpleasant but trenchant:

                              "that lad is about as useful as a blind tit on a dead heifer"

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                mdione@en.osm.townM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @sundogplanets "el que se quema con leche, ve una vaca y llora".

                                "he who gets burned with milk, starts crying when they see a cow".

                                Meaning people become more sensitive/alert/careful when they see the first symptoms of a very bad past experience.

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                  isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @sundogplanets

                                  If a food was overly salty, my dad would sometimes mutter "someone got mastitis?", as mastitis in our cows could lead to salty-tasting milk.

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                    @sundogplanets in French we say "la vache!" (literally "the cow!") to mean "wow!". I don't know why.

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                                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                      steve199nwep@mastodon.me.ukS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @sundogplanets These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY.

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                        tanghus@freeradical.zoneT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #74

                                        @sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
                                        https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalv

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                                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                          nest@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          nest@infosec.exchange
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                                          #75

                                          @sundogplanets

                                          cow tools:
                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

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