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For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech!

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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    isol@mastodon.auI This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets

    "We'll have to let her down gently"

    Sounds innocuous enough, unless you have a cow which has got into the clover patch, and now has a bloated stomach, which is causing all sorts of internal distress.
    The vet uses a large needle, and a stabby motion, to let the cow down - like letting a balloon down, not disappointing someone.

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    • tom_ofb@23.socialT tom_ofb@23.social

      @sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
      (hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")

      marcel@waldvogel.familyM This user is from outside of this forum
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      @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets
      Wow, excellent translation! Congrats!

      (Until a few seconds ago, I would have considered this utterly untranslateable.)

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      • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

        @sundogplanets
        Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

        Good health is better than lots of cattle

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        #67

        @sundogplanets
        Is deacair adharca a chur ar bhó mhaol.

        Literally "It's hard to put horns on a hornless cow", a version of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

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        • toke@social.kernel.orgT toke@social.kernel.org
          @jonoleth @sundogplanets In Danish we seem to have dropped the last half of that, so we just have "there's no cow on the ice" = "don't worry". I had no idea there was a longer version that actually made sense 😄
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          @toke @sundogplanets "ingen ko på isen" is the normal Swedish saying too, I just enjoy the archaic version more 😛

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          • psneeze@mastodon.ieP psneeze@mastodon.ie

            @sundogplanets

            – 'Nearly' never bulled a cow

            – As useful as tits on a bull

            – To every cow its calf, to every book its copy. (A copyright ruling by King Diarmait mac Cerbaill in Ireland circa CE 561)

            – He has his own cow in the ditch (Finnish: He is putting his own interests over those of the community)

            – There won't be a cow milked in [place] tonight (Ireland: People in that place will be too busy celebrating their team's win)

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            #69

            @psneeze @sundogplanets

            Unpleasant but trenchant:

            "that lad is about as useful as a blind tit on a dead heifer"

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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              @sundogplanets "el que se quema con leche, ve una vaca y llora".

              "he who gets burned with milk, starts crying when they see a cow".

              Meaning people become more sensitive/alert/careful when they see the first symptoms of a very bad past experience.

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                @sundogplanets

                If a food was overly salty, my dad would sometimes mutter "someone got mastitis?", as mastitis in our cows could lead to salty-tasting milk.

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                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                  guillawme@fediscience.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #72

                  @sundogplanets in French we say "la vache!" (literally "the cow!") to mean "wow!". I don't know why.

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                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                    steve199nwep@mastodon.me.ukS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #73

                    @sundogplanets These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY.

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                      #74

                      @sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
                      https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalv

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                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                        nest@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #75

                        @sundogplanets

                        cow tools:
                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          @sundogplanets Many French phrases with cows, most of them unflatteting (for the cows, I mean).

                          "To talk like a spanish cow" -> to be unable to talk properly (probably "basque espagnol" was transmuted into "vache espagnole")

                          We don't say "pigs", but "cows" for cops (this one comes from German : Wache -> vache). Lots of "death to the cows" graffiti around.

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                          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                            @sundogplanets

                            here is a fun idiom: "milking a dead cow". used to describe continued investments into bitcoin and ai.

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                              jetlagjen@gts.phillipsuk.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #78

                              @sundogplanets Mum brought me up on a rich diet of silly poems, including:

                              How does a brown cow
                              Make white milk
                              When it only eats green grass?

                              I don't know
                              And you don't know
                              And neither does the cow.


                              And when she's laying on her thickest Norn Iron (Northern Ireland) accent, one of her goto phrases is "How now, brown cow?" which comes out more like "Hoi noi broin coi?"

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                              • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                                @sundogplanets
                                Is deacair adharca a chur ar bhó mhaol.

                                Literally "It's hard to put horns on a hornless cow", a version of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

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                                @sundogplanets Cows feature a lot in Irish folklore - the Irish word for "road" is "bóthar" which comes from the word for "cow", "bó", because the first roads were used for driving cows.

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                                • steve199nwep@mastodon.me.ukS steve199nwep@mastodon.me.uk

                                  @sundogplanets These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY.

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                                  @steve199nwep I use this skit in my astronomy classes all the time to talk about astronomers trying to learn about other galaxies!

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                    @sundogplanets That's richer than 6' up a bulls ass. Rich in this context meaning rich in nutrients, as in high quality bullshit.

                                    A blivott.

                                    It was used by my redneck kin as shorthand for anything packed so tightly as to be coming out at the seams. But when I asked what it was as a kid the response I got was: 10 lbs. of manure in a 5 lb. bag,

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                                    • renedamkot@mastodon.socialR renedamkot@mastodon.social

                                      @sundogplanets dutch:
                                      De koe bij de horens vatten.

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                                      @ReneDamkot @sundogplanets also from nl: achteraf kijk je de koe in de kont (lit. after the fact, all there's left to see is the cow's ass, meaning something like no crying over spilled milk)

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                        askekammer@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #83

                                        @sundogplanets

                                        All hat and no cattle.

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                                        • shivers@mastodon.ieS shivers@mastodon.ie

                                          @sundogplanets Irish seanfhocal (literally: oldword - means proverb or old phrase) about cows.
                                          Bíonn adharca fada ar na ba thar lear - There are long horns on the cows overseas - Sort of like far away hills are green - they've got bigger cows over there!

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                                          @shivers @sundogplanets sounds a bit like "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

                                          Which is probably another one.

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