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  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

    guillawme@fediscience.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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    @sundogplanets in French we say "la vache!" (literally "the cow!") to mean "wow!". I don't know why.

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    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

      steve199nwep@mastodon.me.ukS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @sundogplanets These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY.

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      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

        tanghus@freeradical.zoneT This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
        https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalv

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        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

          nest@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
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          #75

          @sundogplanets

          cow tools:
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

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          • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

            For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

            legendarybassoon@mamot.frL This user is from outside of this forum
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            #76

            @sundogplanets Many French phrases with cows, most of them unflatteting (for the cows, I mean).

            "To talk like a spanish cow" -> to be unable to talk properly (probably "basque espagnol" was transmuted into "vache espagnole")

            We don't say "pigs", but "cows" for cops (this one comes from German : Wache -> vache). Lots of "death to the cows" graffiti around.

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            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

              nest@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
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              #77

              @sundogplanets

              here is a fun idiom: "milking a dead cow". used to describe continued investments into bitcoin and ai.

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              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                jetlagjen@gts.phillipsuk.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #78

                @sundogplanets Mum brought me up on a rich diet of silly poems, including:

                How does a brown cow
                Make white milk
                When it only eats green grass?

                I don't know
                And you don't know
                And neither does the cow.


                And when she's laying on her thickest Norn Iron (Northern Ireland) accent, one of her goto phrases is "How now, brown cow?" which comes out more like "Hoi noi broin coi?"

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                • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                  @sundogplanets
                  Is deacair adharca a chur ar bhó mhaol.

                  Literally "It's hard to put horns on a hornless cow", a version of "You can't teach an old dog new tricks"

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                  #79

                  @sundogplanets Cows feature a lot in Irish folklore - the Irish word for "road" is "bóthar" which comes from the word for "cow", "bó", because the first roads were used for driving cows.

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                  • steve199nwep@mastodon.me.ukS steve199nwep@mastodon.me.uk

                    @sundogplanets These are SMALL. But the ones out there are FAR AWAY.

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                    @steve199nwep I use this skit in my astronomy classes all the time to talk about astronomers trying to learn about other galaxies!

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                    • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                      For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                      #81

                      @sundogplanets That's richer than 6' up a bulls ass. Rich in this context meaning rich in nutrients, as in high quality bullshit.

                      A blivott.

                      It was used by my redneck kin as shorthand for anything packed so tightly as to be coming out at the seams. But when I asked what it was as a kid the response I got was: 10 lbs. of manure in a 5 lb. bag,

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                      • renedamkot@mastodon.socialR renedamkot@mastodon.social

                        @sundogplanets dutch:
                        De koe bij de horens vatten.

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                        #82

                        @ReneDamkot @sundogplanets also from nl: achteraf kijk je de koe in de kont (lit. after the fact, all there's left to see is the cow's ass, meaning something like no crying over spilled milk)

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                        • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                          For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                          @sundogplanets

                          All hat and no cattle.

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                          • shivers@mastodon.ieS shivers@mastodon.ie

                            @sundogplanets Irish seanfhocal (literally: oldword - means proverb or old phrase) about cows.
                            Bíonn adharca fada ar na ba thar lear - There are long horns on the cows overseas - Sort of like far away hills are green - they've got bigger cows over there!

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                            @shivers @sundogplanets sounds a bit like "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

                            Which is probably another one.

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                            • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                              For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                              @sundogplanets
                              probably not exactly what you are looking at, but my mind immediately saw the Simpsons

                              "Don't have a cow, man!" is a famous catchphrase from Bart Simpson

                              and a compilation of Bart saying it:
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3sdZw1gThE

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                              • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                This is amazing, I am learning so many sayings!!

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                                @sundogplanets I've learned that cows are a lot more prone to drowning themselves than I thought

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                                • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                  For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

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                                  @sundogplanets "Where there is smoke, there is a fire" said the flies as they gathered around a fresh dump of cow dung. — I am not sure of it is a dutch or German bonmot to express that you might be wrong even when you and others think you're right.

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                                  • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                    For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                    tunejabber@mindly.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @sundogplanets how now brown cow 🐄 … also, the genius that is the ‘cow lick’

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                                    • tanghus@freeradical.zoneT tanghus@freeradical.zone

                                      @sundogplanets Will calves do? In Danish "som skidt fra en spædekalv". Like shit from a newborn calf.
                                      https://lyricstranslate.com/en/idiom/som-skidt-fra-en-spaedekalv

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                                      @tanghus @sundogplanets

                                      We also have "som en ko på græs", "like a cow on grass" - meaning how happy the cows are when finally let out into the grassy fields outside after winter.

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                                      • sundogplanets@mastodon.socialS sundogplanets@mastodon.social

                                        For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)

                                        rhold@norden.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @sundogplanets

                                        In German we have "die Kuh vom Eis holen"
                                        (to get the cow off the ice, meaning: solve a critical situation)

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                                        • ccferrie@mastodon.ieC ccferrie@mastodon.ie

                                          @sundogplanets
                                          Is fearr an tsláinte mhór ná na milte bó.

                                          Good health is better than lots of cattle

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                                          @ccferrie @sundogplanets

                                          Dutch: "Geen oude koeien uit de sloot halen"

                                          "Don't pull old cows out of the ditch."

                                          i.e. Don't dredge up old and (almost) forgotten issues.

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