I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.

[iris@neuromatch.social]

@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.

[amgine@mamot.fr]

@EnfysBook

Heh, congrats on viral!

I can even see an improvement: pictogram so it is translingual. (I would also widen the elastic a bit for longevity.)

And for everyone not producing this as a business: you can do this at home for yourself with some elastic and a sharpie.

[innowen@wellduck.me]

@EnfysBook Right?!? sooo easy

[templewulf@gamemaking.social]

@EnfysBook removing mattress tags are whatever, make this required to be on every fitted sheet!

[corycarson@social.seattle.wa.us]

@EnfysBook Have y'all seen the best incarnation of this?

TOP OR BOTTOM, QUEEN

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@EnfysBook This is a great advancement indeed, but elastic is the devil’s work.

[peaoperdido@datasci.social]

@EnfysBook after years of cursing and being frustrated with this, I learned that the label should align to the bottom of the bed, at my side. It was an enlightenment

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@EnfysBook

I just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern ‍️

[catherine_mark@mastodon.social]

@phwolfe @EnfysBook
Me too badly

[ericthebeeover2@mastodon.au]

@iris @EnfysBook

I use a #sharpie with permanent ink.

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.

[whitecattamer@mastodon.online]

@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?

[justmichelle@beige.party]

@corycarson @EnfysBook
Snerk.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.

@EnfysBook

[dusk@todon.eu]

@EnfysBook

Glorious!

Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this:

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

[kelvin0mql@mastodon.social]

@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
But all 4 tags are identical, so you still have a 50/50 shot. LOL

[onokoto@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful

[jeridansky@sfba.social]

@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.

There is no universal cure for cancer yet.

But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.